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Literally a fern. A plant a couple can buy to prove they can work together and be responsible before having children. Essentially, a plant one uses as a practice-baby.
Woman: "You killed our love fern!"
Man: "I'm sleeping with your sister"
by tunamelt416 March 03, 2011

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