Fail

Look! It's the New Jersey Nets. Fail.
by Gonzo44 April 11, 2010
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Fail

Fail is derived from an old video game that was originally made in Japanese and then translated (poorly) into English. When the failure (game over) screen appeared in English, it would say:

"You fail it!"

Fail means to suck, to not succeed, or to be horrible at something.
"You bought a cassette tape? You fail."

"You missed a hit at point blank range? EPIC FAIL!"
by MiketheBrawlfan September 21, 2009
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Fail

1) Someone who shows that they are undeserving of sympathy because they go on the rag & can not withhold ones temper.
2) Benz The Admin.
Look, who is that in the Bronze? Oh, never mind its only Benz. Fail.
by God Almighty x January 16, 2009
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Fail

Bob: 2+2 is 5 right?
Eric: FAIL! its 4
by Failblog January 10, 2010
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Fail

The act of being Slev Nard also known as Joe Bonardi or Fail Nard. Your sister is typically found on the ceiling and you often take shots of Captain Morgan that have been spiked with Viagra.
"Wow Slev Nard stop being such a fail and get your sister off of my ceiling"
by Pedigree Master September 26, 2011
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Fail

noun, something or someone that is not good.
That jerk Dave is fail.
I feel so fail today.
That movie sucked. Yeah, it was fail.
by Rizzzle November 16, 2006
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