evolution

There is no such thing as evolution, just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris didnt like the evolution of the dinosaurs.

by Mr Cynical August 29, 2006

evolution

Something that "$LAYER" and other religous people continue to deny in incredibly lame fashion.

Billy: "Why don't people realize religion is obsolete and misleading?"
Me: "Because people are stupid and they don't understand thee concept of evolution."

by jake jackson December 30, 2005

evoluted

Convoluted evolution

That's so evoluted!

My perception of Chris was that he was an absolute bogan until I realized he was actually evoluted.

by VirtuallySally October 16, 2018

Evolute

1. noun: forced evolution.
2. verb: to force evoution.

Skin Pockets. 'Nuff said. No more pants, bitches! Dude, I evoluted! Check out these skin pockets. They're so practical. These skin pockets. Thank God I evoluted.

*We can not reiterate enough, we are not talking about our butts.

by slydevilly August 06, 2012

Sock Evolution

The theory that socks evolve to the shape of one's foot. Thus making a differnce between a left sock and a right sock.

I felt so uncomfortable this morning because I wore an old pair of socks that went through sock evolution.

by Dansla116 February 21, 2011

Dragonball Evolution

The movie DBZ fans waited for for ten years but were extremely disappointed at how it turned out.

"Dude, Dragonball Evolution succkkkkked"

Friend 1: "Did you see the dbz movie?"
Friend 2: "No."
Friend 1: "Don't."

"What was that at the end? You're supposed to blow back after a Kamehameha, not towards it"

by Jamesdrennan08 May 11, 2009

evolution shit

A turd so long that it emerges from the water in the toilet bowl.

Sometimes when I take an evolution shit in a public toilet I'm tempted to leave it and wipe my ass in another stall.

by SadPepe December 10, 2018