A sexual dysfunction commonly found in reptiles. Dinosaur impotence.

A known cure has not been found.
That brontosaurus has ereptile dysfunction, he totally isn't scoring
by eleanor eleanor eleanor September 28, 2007
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(noun) The sudden loss or inability to maintain network connectivity.
"I can't connect to the website. I might be experiencing connectile dysfunction."
by fodeewater January 25, 2008
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When your snake fails to charm her.
Due to my boyfriends persistent reptile dysfunction, I have to bang his best friend in order to have a big-O.
by telephone man August 30, 2010
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The state of being continually, and unalterably bogus as a mf -
Otherwise known as being terminally bogus.
Yo, you got bogial-dysfunction if you think shorty fya.
Avani has a severe case of bogial-dysfunction.
by Dr professor bogus October 6, 2022
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The shit you look up for... here on this website.
Ex 1: Awww boy, I'm gonna look up some stupid crap on urban dictionary again, you know, dysfunctional definitions.
Ex 2: The reasons you occasionally have an outrageous laugh on yours truly, due to, you guess it, dysfunctional definitions.
Ex 3: What is greater than 4?
"What." t(-_-t)... A very discreet, yet mildly entertaining definition of dysfunctional definitions.
by SteelBallsOfLight February 14, 2018
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Predictile dysfunction (PD) means that you cannot get and/or maintain a prediction. In some cases the prediction becomes partly firm, but not hard enough to actually perform. In severe cases of PD, there is no movement in the prediction at all.
The media had a bad case of predictile dysfunction when projecting Hillary w to win the presidency.
by KS Dilydalier January 24, 2017
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The act of calling a friend and accidentally interrupting him/her in the act of making out, having sex, etc, etc.
Dude, I called David and this girl answered the phone. She said he was "busy". I totally have interuptile dysfunction.
by Spaghetti Dave March 17, 2009
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