Keisha and I are gonna do the humpty dumpty tonight!
Don't call me tonight. Mike and I will be doing the humpty dumpty.
Don't call me tonight. Mike and I will be doing the humpty dumpty.
by Buttsacola July 29, 2010
When you are intoxicated to the point that while taking a dump, you actually lose balance and fall off onto the floor.
"Damn man, i was so fucked up friday that i woke up in the morning with a tampon stuck up my ass."
"Dude thats nothing, im STILL cleaning up from where i ended up pulling a humpty dumpty before i even got it all out of me."
"Dude thats nothing, im STILL cleaning up from where i ended up pulling a humpty dumpty before i even got it all out of me."
by Skat Daddy December 7, 2009
When a male ejaculates prematurely from dry-humping.
"He was dry-humping me for only 5 minutes when he humpty-dumpty'd."
by usefulidiot December 21, 2009
When, in a moment of sublime ecstasy, the Blumpkee (the receiver of the Blumpkin), achieves the Blumpkin before falling back into the toilet, onto his own blumpkin.
by Volde-blumpkin September 29, 2009
Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands
Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands
Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands
by AttacksBlacks July 7, 2010
by vapidkourt October 7, 2019
A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie
by EricCC December 10, 2014