Denim Loaf

Denim Loaf is experienced when a male, with small, medium or large endowment, wears jeans that are extremely tight. The penis is engulfed by tight denim and projects a round, loaf like, appearance of the member. The Denim Loaf may extend directly to the left or right of the fly of the jeans or, depending upon penis positioning, to the upper or lower left or upper or lower right area of the fly.

It can be readily noted if the individual enjoys displaying their Denim Loaf as the denim around the penis is worn and faded from frequent display like that of a tobacco can outline in the back pocket of someone's jeans who chews frequently.

It is thought by those that enjoy displaying their Denim Loaf that members of the same or opposite sex seek out the ability to spot a Denim Loaf to facilitate a conversation that hopefully leads to a sexual encounter.

It was Friday evening and Steven was going out for a night on the town. Hoping for the chance to hook up, he put on his trusty, worn, faded and too tight jeans and positioned his Denim Loaf in the upper right quadrant of his fly area. He was ready to hit the town.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2014

Denim-Nerd

Someone who has a weird craving for all things denim and continues to buy such items in mass bulk. These items can include such things as;

- Denim shorts
- Denim jackets
- Denim jeans
- Denim shoes
- Denim shirts
- Denim hats?
And other stuff.

"I have 10 pairs of denim shorts and 4 denim jackets!!!"
"Jesus Christ Aileen, you are such a denim-nerd..."

by Eidnul Retsilla December 15, 2012

Denim Rodeo

The act of dry-pounding a girl from behind while wearing jeans.

Denise was on the rag last night so I had to pull out the denim rodeo.

by PricelessD October 24, 2004

Fetal Denimism

A rare birth disorder in which the baby is born wearing blue jeans.

Fetal denimism runs in the family; all of my siblings were born with blue jeans on.

by HarlowH October 16, 2018

Denim eater

When a female has a huge vagina that sucks up her jeans causing a major camel toe to show.

stacy's pussy was huge.
Yeah it was a major denim eater.

by Bwillystyle January 8, 2009

denim snob

A person, male or female, who cannot wear denim priced less than $200 per item. These people also denegrate the character of people who do not wear 'high-end denim' as tastless, fashion ignorant boobs. Ironically, the denim snob prefers denim that looks like it's been run through the ass end of a wood chipper or paint factory. The denim snob will wear their expensive denim all year round, and with any item, preferrably too-tight t-shirts.

I love Hannah, but she is such a denim snob. We're going broke. We don't have anything to eat, but there's plenty of jeans. Too bad we can't eat jeans for dinner.

by Shawn Jackson May 24, 2006

denim skirt

n. The ubiquitous ankle-length skirts worn by O-girls; also refers to the O-girls themselves.

"G-d, what I would do to get under that denim skirt!"

"That lucky ass Y-boy is always surrounded by denim skirts."

by The Raging Bull February 21, 2005