The lead singer of the band Weezer. Doesn't like fans of him anyway. I don't exactly blame him, fans can be assholes. Great song writer in my opinion and also one of the best vocalist in that style music today.
*weird rivers fan*: ohhemmgee riverz ur lyke so effing hot i luv u!

Rivers Cuomo: Go away bitch you arent wanted here...
by kel8675309 August 9, 2006
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Awesome governor of New York that shows real leadership in times of a public health crisis with grace, empathy and no-nonsense.

Since he is one of Trump's biggest critics, he gets unfairly maligned by both the President and the nutjob MAGAts.
Andrew Cuomo is a real public servant giving people the facts instead of misinformation
by Soul_Driver December 27, 2021
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A guy who everyone should feel sorry for because he is named RIVERS. also wears dorky glasses, but most weezer fans love him anyway. i at least did, until one of the definitions said that he didnt like his fans. wtf?!
how could rivers cuomo not like his fans?
by TeenageLobotomy June 6, 2006
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A guy who doesn't like his fans cuz he finds them really really annoying and doesnt want anything to do with them. Which means he hates everyone who posted on here.
"Hell no! Fans are annoying. They all want something. Yeah, or asking me to play a certain song. They're all little bitches, so I avoid them at all costs."
by messedupstud March 19, 2004
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A guy that wants to fuck the dorks nobody else does, if there is any truth to what they said about him.
Andrew Cuomo was apparently the one guy that was interested in these two girls sexually, and they want him to resign for it. They must think they own the governor's office.
by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021
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a really weird guy who needs to relax a little bit. definitely a douchebag. twisted and strange and mentally troubled.
i definitely do not want to be rivers cuomo, but i'll listen to his first couple cds.
by chon3 May 31, 2008
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An example of corruption which is both severe and unabashedly public. An abuse of power that the abuser does not bother to attempt to cover up.
You mean Margaret just gave her sister the day off in the middle of the weekend rush? Typical quid pro cuomo!
by David T. Miller July 18, 2015
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