The master of many slaves that make up the working class.

Coffee should be drank either black or with no more than 15% cream and sugar to be truly enjoyed. However, many people prefer beverages that try to pass for coffee but are like less than 50% coffee and mostly milk/cream and sugar.
I can't function in the morning without at least 1 cup of Columbian brew coffee.
by RC July 16, 2005
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The life source to natives of New Jersey. Commonly found in many bottomless cups at any given diner. It sobers, it rejuvinates, it's you're only friend at 3:00 A.M. when that morning paper is due.
Man in a diner: "I'll have some coffee"
by Andy May 7, 2003
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Herman: "Hey Stu, why do you like coffee?"
Stu: "Because it's the only socially acceptable way to drink cream."
by wikibeast April 9, 2010
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an addictive, nice smelling, buzz-giving, dehydrating black liquid. drunk all over the world.
i need coffee to be awake.
by AnnaDuckie August 14, 2009
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Coffee is the way. Coffee is the light. I stumbled across a work of genius and like a good everythingian I brought it back here to share with you.
the pleasures and pains of coffee
Read it. Ponder it. Wonder at it. If it's not your cup of tea maybe one of the following coffe links will be. Never stray from the path.
RFC 2324 (Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP/1.0))
by zot-fot-piq October 14, 2003
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The thing that keeps me alive and the ONLY reason I get up in the morning
Coffee is the nectar of the gods
by DoritosUwU April 17, 2020
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It will warm your insides or chill you down. Whatever you get, it tastes gucci. It will make you happy. Whether you get dat coffee from Starby´s or dutchy´s it is bound to give you the poops.
How would you like your coffee? Cream and Sugar or Black?
by shaquille oatmeal April 13, 2019
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