A right winged extremist who is pessimistic in every way and wants this country to be overtaken by an old senile man on the verge of death and Bush with a vagina (Failin' Palin).
I can't believe how much of an Eldridge Cleaver you are! You actually are against a man who is not at all corrupt and doesn't follow selfish republican ideals. You support a man involved in the Keating Five scandal and his running mate a woman who believes dinosaurs were alive 6000 years ago. I'm from fucking Alaska and I even hate her. You fucking noob. You fucking Eldridge Cleaver. Fuck you.
by seizurebeagle October 28, 2008
when a girl is on her rag and whips out her tampon to smack someone across the face with it to leave a bloody mark.
by Muffin Punkinpants July 5, 2010
by dontrelle September 22, 2006
by McQualter October 9, 2008
A Big Beaver Cleaver is a very large penis.
by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016
to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav
after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked
by kootermaniac April 2, 2004
Post lockdown wasted, the level of drunk only achieved after not being able to go out drinking with your friends for almost 3 months.
by DPGBWPP2018 May 23, 2020