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Fishbowl Crashing

The act of reaching in a fishbowl (i.e. @ a subshop or takeout) for a business card and assuming that identity for the night @ the bar.
Last night I was Fishbowl Crashing and convinced this chick I was a guy named Chelsea that owned a hair salon.

Crashing 

attending an event or outing which has not been publicized that one has not been involved in the planning of or been explicitly invited to.
He is crashing that trip to get fro-yo, by inviting himself :P
Crashing by Matrim Cauthon July 27, 2012

crashing geek 

Someone who is very, very much a geek.
No you won't know Howard from the A.V. club because he's such a crashing geek.
crashing geek by Tiny Molasses July 30, 2008

Cashing In 

When old musicians work with the the "hip" and "now" producers to make a comeback record. The term is named after the late great Johnny Cash's records with Rick Rubin (no disrespect intended - very respectable records). This tactic has been employed by the likes of Paul McCartney (w/ Nigel Godrich) and by easily the hardest sell of all, Neil Diamond (also w/ Rubin). In many cases the record turns out to be a good one, but the motivations are so transparent that it deserves to be acknowledged for what it is. Often times these records only succeed in gaining the artist back some of their long lost cred. When this occurs look for commercial placement to help recoup album costs.
Guy #1 "Yo - you hear that new Neil Diamond record??"
Guy #2 "Fuck no! That dude blows! I just know the one that my mom always puts on when she cleans the house."
Guy #1 "Yeah, but Rick Rubin produced this one!"
Guy #2 "Fuck that guy. He's clearly just cashing in."
Cashing In by mumra April 24, 2006

cashing out 

1.) verb. 'To cash out.' to exploit a situation to such an extent that you gain financial, sexual or food-based rewards for your efforts

2.)verb. 'To cash out on.'
to cash out on. to beat another man so comprehensively at any competition that the beating is equivalent to ejaculating on their face. e.g. "I cashed out all over his face."
1.) "I cashed out on some sexy pre-teens"
2.) "I cashed out all over his face."
3.) "I'm cashing out this weekend"
3.) "You just cashed the boys out in a big way."
cashing out by a.bond May 7, 2008

Bathroom_Crashing 

Playing Pranks in a Bathroom, usually involveing poop. If one is caught they cannot be eligable for being titled a "crasher" until the next calendar year.
Bathroom_Crashing = Piss on somebody over the stall, Poop out of the water (SOOOOOO SMELLY). Eat your fiber cereal kids.
Bathroom_Crashing by Red Chain February 1, 2006