Choking Dog 

Common sports expression to describe a team/person that falls on it's face under pressure. These teams or people collapse like a house of card when the turkey is on the table, because they are weak and have no spines.

The Washington Capitals and San Jose Sharks are choking dogs come playoff time every year.

Choking Dog by TV CAR March 20, 2010

choking on a turkey neck 

When going down on a woman with a large labia, you suck it back so far you choke on it as her labia is like that of a male turkey neck.

Last night I went down on this girl and choked on her turkey neck. Choking on a turkey neck

choking on a turkey neck by Trader1933 January 13, 2017

choking victim 

An awesome Hardcore punk ska band from new York.

Choking Victim is the best

choking victim by Larry May 16, 2003

Choking Bone 

Male masturbation. Wanking. Jacking off.

My roommate is always choking bone.

Hand me that towel. I need a wank hank cause I’ll be choking bone.

My uncle caught me choking bone so I let him watch.

Choking Bone by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018

Choking the bandwidth 

When you hog up all the internet bandwidth from streaming all that 4K anal porn

*webpage takes a long time to load*
Dad (yells across bedroom): Son, are you choking the bandwidth again?
Son (yells back): Uhhh no..... what makes you think that?
Dad: Oh nothin', just a hunch...

Choking the bandwidth by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 31, 2019

choking victim 

-punk/ska band from NYC.

-started Crack Rocksteady

-now known as Leftover Crack

"we have no rights, we have no future.
no reasons why, just born to die"
-choking victim

choking victim by Aaron July 28, 2003

Choking Barnaby

Commonly referred to as the best position (has to be performed in the prison showers). Where one extremely gay black man allows another man to shove their penis all the way up one of his nostrils whilst chewing on his balls, making sure to soak the pubes thoroughly. when they are done, they have to meet up with their friend Barnaby to be able to show them the evidence that they have done "The choking Barnaby"

oh boy i can't wait to do the choking Barnaby with my granddad!

Choking Barnaby by Epic english guy69420 January 15, 2019