Choking

Choking - Failing a big opportunity to hit something big. Macau / Borat, for example, is the king of chokes.

You saw that stream last night? Macau was choking so bad. He even choked the 6 man OS.

by sweggityswegsweg February 26, 2014

Choke On It

I have read a couple crazy definitions of this phrase, but my father - David H. Stocky - Used it to say it when people were really greedy - like cheated him, or tried to get on over on him, and it wasn't worth pummeling them, he would say "Choke on it" to mean that he hoped their greed and unscrupulous behavior came back to them.

Suzy stole my last cookie again, she can choke on it.

by Old School Amy February 28, 2012

choked

really angry, or speechless. usually means you're surprised and really upset/angry.

girl #1: whyd she do this to me.... im so choked
girl #2: she's a bitch, thats why

by asdfdasdf November 21, 2010

choke on it

Live with the results or consequences of your actions since I have warned you of the outcome.

fan-Hey Jerry Jones you need to hire a general manager or your team will keep losing.

Jerry- I am not going to hire a gm I am doing great job.

fan-Choke on it. (lmao)

by mandengho October 20, 2012

Chokes

A cigarette or pack of cigarettes.

I need to go buy me a pack of chokes.

by Hyde43 December 28, 2005

Choking

its were you eat a slug and it hates you so you make these stupid sounds and die. BOOM

Mum im choking on food again help me

by Llaayyllaa June 17, 2019

choke

1. verb; in sports, to lose a relatively important game.

2. verb; the act of choking. See also: 2007 New England Patriots.

3. verb; the obstruction of the flow of air into the lungs.

1. On February 3, 2008, Bill Belicheat and his crew experienced the biggest choke in the history of all of sports.

2. How a team with a perfect record can manage to lose to a Wild Card seed in the Superbowl is, indeed, the definition of choking.

3. Quick! Somebody dial 911 and send the ambulances to Phoenix...Brady just CHOKED!

by Belicheat January 11, 2009