CHING

CHING after Michael Ching the tennis and pro ev extrordinaire. Nemesis of Manager Grant aka the poof or the toff because he is a toffy/poofy person. His son is Sauron the great who is enemies to Manager Grants son Michael Grant who is named after Michael Ching who used to a force for good but is now evil and in league with Jonathon Burns or Burnsy.

aww wat a ching of a shot, that's total ching, mate you've done a ching, why you being a pure ching?

by Christoffer Grant March 16, 2008

ching ching chong

I'm Asian so me no racist

holy ching ching chong

by spoodertable10000 May 17, 2019

ching

Someone who shits, and then smears the shit all over their penis and atempts to lick it off.

Paul spends all his time in the restroom being a ching

by Johnny Tremain February 28, 2008

Chinge

Sunonymous with a beard which resembles a minge. A chin-ming is usually the early stages of growing a beard when the facial hair resembles pubes. if the person is ginger then he's got a ginger chinge.

"look at my meaty beard"

"that's no beard, that's a chinge"

by Gotham's dark knight January 04, 2009

ching chong ching

Racist comment some stupid gurl said at a Chinese take away

Father:"I'll have..."
Daughter:"CHING CHONG CHING"
Father:"I am really sorry."
Daughter:" no dad that's how they speak."

by Yazan November 15, 2016

ching ching laau

Term used to express discovery. Although it sounds like an asian word it has no meaning in any asian country.

Person 1, "all you have to do is cut through this alley and you'll avoid all that traffic." Person 2, "ching ching laau, I've lived here for years and didn't know that one."

by shortwave August 18, 2012

ching

Money- (from london)

u got any spare ching?

by Carlos April 09, 2004