1. Used to refer to the current childhood on the current days.
2. Used to express dissatisfaction and criticism of the current childhood.
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When a new kids movie or show releases, it will be part of today's childhood.
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Noooo! Today's childhood is just streaming, PS5, Xbox Series S, Nintendo Switch, Spotify, Roblox, Valorant and even more! NOOOOOOO!!!!!! *cries* - some immature adult complaining about today's kids
by Ryan900USAYT April 25, 2023
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This is a definition to refer for a human that has given birth under 10 or has got someone pregnant and they are 9 and under
Meaning a boy and girl or woman and boy or man and girl.
As teenager pregnancy or adolescent pregnancy refers to a girl getting pregnant at ages 10-19 or a boy getting a girl or woman pregnant.
Mother and father : Did you both had a baby?
Girl and boy : yes ...!
Mother and father : we aren't raising that thing you shouldn't have committed childhood pregnancy!
by 459395 February 7, 2022
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A term coined by rich TikTok girls in order to avoid saying they are middle class. This 'crunchy childhood' involves private nursery, a trust fund, and an obnoxious nuclear family.
Annoying person: 'OMG I had a crunchy childhood, my mom gave me 2,000 dollars when I was 6 years old HADSJAAJKAKA'
Annoyed person: 'I do not care'
by DJHugeDong April 9, 2021
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That slow decline in later years when many head backward, sliding steadily into an increasingly childlike mentality while often facing the concurrent loss of their physical integrity.
Oh yes, we’ve all watched her become like an innocent again, sliding back into childhood; for her, the world is new and beautiful all over again, even though she went through a hellish life that took that childhood innocence right out from under her so long ago!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 25, 2019
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Holy Childhood High School is a Catholic school in Kingston, Jamaica. It is a well-ranked all-girls school for academics and sports. Holy Childhood girls are admirable beautiful smart astonishing wonderful amazing ladies. They are very loyal women and never cheat. I would definitely send my child there.
Wow look at those girls over there they carry themselves in such a dignified way, they must go to holy childhood high.
by Natalie286 January 2, 2023
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A melodramatic expression that is used by oversensitive millennials who become unduly upset when certain media properties that they enjoyed as children are co-opted in ways that they do not personally approve of, and who would tastelessly and obtusely draw upon associations with child rape in order to scorn and rebuke -- as something akin to sex offenders -- those who would co-opt their beloved media properties for financial gain.

The sentiment that is associated with the expression is, itself, the result of having spent one's childhood being molly-coddled by child-worshiping adults, and thus having become abused of the ridiculous notion that since one was regarded as sacred when he or she was a child, anything that one associates with his or her childhood is therefore also sacred.
"The prequels sucked. George Lucas raped my childhood!"

"The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie sucked. Michael Bay raped my childhood!"

"Why'd they do The Smurfs movie in 3D animation? Friggin'...(looks at DVD case)...Raja Gosnell raped my childhood!"

"Betty Crocker stopped making Shark Bites fruit snacks. Betty Crocker raped my childhood!"

"I heard on the news that Capri Sun is susceptible to mold. It's like that random news anchor guy raped my childhood! That's so awkward!"
by DeaconPeabodyBeDamned September 16, 2015
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An educator educated in pedagogy, and child development and play based learning, who also facilitates the development of children. They can work in early years centres, childcares, schools and more. ECES care for and educate children as young as infancy to school age. They can also be known as ECES. They are extremely important and we are not babysitters!
Emma and Jim are early childhood educators. They graduated the diploma at their college and work in the preschool room at the childcare.
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