verb: cheney, cheneyed, cheneying
1) missing something by a country mile
2) to aim for the broad side of a barn and hit a lawyer
3) hunting when drunk and blind as a bat
4) taking lawyers out of season
5) premature ejaculation
1) missing something by a country mile
2) to aim for the broad side of a barn and hit a lawyer
3) hunting when drunk and blind as a bat
4) taking lawyers out of season
5) premature ejaculation
"What the fuck are you shootin at, Bobby Sue? You almost go me instead, you fucking idiot! You go to hell, Clint! It's the first time I cheneyed my shot in over a week!"
"Hey caddy, get me a 6-iron! I'm in no mood to cheney this putt!"
"Honey, get me some paper towels. I went to piss in the toilet but got it all over the seat. I cheneyed the direction of my stream again. Oops."
"Darling, I think I just cheneyed in my underwear. Get me a smoke, will ya. "Marvin, I'm so sick and tired of you cheneying early and falling asleep ten seconds later. Get your own cigarette, you inadequate moron!"
"Hey caddy, get me a 6-iron! I'm in no mood to cheney this putt!"
"Honey, get me some paper towels. I went to piss in the toilet but got it all over the seat. I cheneyed the direction of my stream again. Oops."
"Darling, I think I just cheneyed in my underwear. Get me a smoke, will ya. "Marvin, I'm so sick and tired of you cheneying early and falling asleep ten seconds later. Get your own cigarette, you inadequate moron!"
by SnowyOwl February 19, 2006
by erwr February 18, 2008
some one who is afraid to say the word dick.
for all the cheneys out there, repeat after me:
DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK.
for all the cheneys out there, repeat after me:
DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK.
loser:hah, I PW3D that N00B!
average person: chillax, dude
loser: don't be such a cheney
average person: wowww.... dick
loser: what?
average person: nothing
average person: chillax, dude
loser: don't be such a cheney
average person: wowww.... dick
loser: what?
average person: nothing
by aliiii333 February 12, 2009
The malodorous remnants of a previous pile of crap that lingers on the bowl or other surface of the toilet.
by Capecodrob August 14, 2009
To be lied to by a person evil or manipulative enough to know that you're gullible or scared enough to believe it.
by HeadsGonnaExplode June 10, 2008
Verb:
1) To shoot your friend in the face, and get them to apologize for being in the way of your gun when it went off.
2) To live in a cage so rich people can come and shoot you.
1) To shoot your friend in the face, and get them to apologize for being in the way of your gun when it went off.
2) To live in a cage so rich people can come and shoot you.
by Mugger Jack March 2, 2012
noun
The little bits of fuzz that sometimes collect in one's butt-crack after wearing sweat-pants without underwear.
The little bits of fuzz that sometimes collect in one's butt-crack after wearing sweat-pants without underwear.
When I got home from playing handball with my buds, there was this wad of cheney in my ass-crack from my sweats. I gotta remember to wear underwear, next time.
by slegotoo February 13, 2012