A stunning sight which let you find a needle in a haystack.
The expression comes from the unbelievable ability of CSI detectives of all series (some more than others) to spot a fingerprint in a dollar coin while it's still in somebody's pocket.
This sight can be one of the symptoms of csi-ititis.
The expression comes from the unbelievable ability of CSI detectives of all series (some more than others) to spot a fingerprint in a dollar coin while it's still in somebody's pocket.
This sight can be one of the symptoms of csi-ititis.
Coretta: -Gas, honey, have you seen my fake eyelashes anywhere?
Gas: -Mhhhh... (carefully observes the surroundings)
Coretta:- ...?
Gas: -Mhhhh... (analyzes the composition of the air around himself)
Coretta: -Gas, what's the matter with you?!
Gas: -Your fake eyelashes are on the second table from the left of that restaurant.
Coretta: -How the hell do you know it?! I can barely see the restaurant!
Gas: -I've got a CSI sight, naivy!
Gas: -Mhhhh... (carefully observes the surroundings)
Coretta:- ...?
Gas: -Mhhhh... (analyzes the composition of the air around himself)
Coretta: -Gas, what's the matter with you?!
Gas: -Your fake eyelashes are on the second table from the left of that restaurant.
Coretta: -How the hell do you know it?! I can barely see the restaurant!
Gas: -I've got a CSI sight, naivy!
by arrobarriba May 4, 2008
In a hotel room or rental, the act of intentionally leaving bodily fluids, especially sexual excretions, on the walls or furniture for the cleaning crew to find under black light inspection.
Intentional ejaculation onto walls or furniture that don't belong to you.
Intentional ejaculation onto walls or furniture that don't belong to you.
After an all night orgy Corey and his boyfriends left a CSI surprise on all of the walls in their hotel room.
by MasterBlaster6999 January 17, 2012
The curious act of picking up a (wine)glass, checking the contents, holding it up to the light and studying the rim to determine if it is your (wine)glass.
Belinda: I am so fucked up, I can't even find my drink!
Farstow: Yea, that and your memory sucks too. Do a little CSI winescene and match up that fugly lipstick your wearin'.
Farstow: Yea, that and your memory sucks too. Do a little CSI winescene and match up that fugly lipstick your wearin'.
by faralta September 23, 2006
A way of figuring out what is going to happen in any television show--particularly CSI--because of universal constants of things that just have to happen in the show (read examples). This isn't because of the episode itself, but because of the formula of the show. This includes game shows, dramas, sitcoms, anime and even video games.
"He can't be the bad guy, it's only five minutes into the episode!"
"New person on the team for no reason? He's totally the murderer. Typical CSI logic."
"The main character isn't gonna die, there's still like 500 more episodes left!"
"I knew someone was going to die, because it's the series finale."
"He's not going to win the million dollars, there's only like five minutes left!"
"It's an anime about an MMORPG, the main character has to marry the first female character he meets."
"New person on the team for no reason? He's totally the murderer. Typical CSI logic."
"The main character isn't gonna die, there's still like 500 more episodes left!"
"I knew someone was going to die, because it's the series finale."
"He's not going to win the million dollars, there's only like five minutes left!"
"It's an anime about an MMORPG, the main character has to marry the first female character he meets."
by Ferriswheel31 November 27, 2012
A cocktail composed of Bailey's, milk, and grenadine. Meant to replicate the ubiquitous blood (grenadine) and semen (milk) that are constantly found splattered all over everything on the show.
Originally envisioned by Glenn Thompson, a writer for Cracked.com.
Originally envisioned by Glenn Thompson, a writer for Cracked.com.
by m00tw00t June 3, 2013
CSI: Miami (Crime Scene Investigation: Miami) is an American police procedural television series, which premiered on September 23, 2002 on CBS. The series is a spin-off of the veteran series CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
The best out of the 3 series with cases that actually keep you guessing. Plus, it has the best ratings of the 3. :D
The best out of the 3 series with cases that actually keep you guessing. Plus, it has the best ratings of the 3. :D
CSI: Miami. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
by MIKE DERE July 29, 2011
A spin-off of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. CSI: Miami is one of the most unrealistic and poorly made crime dramas currently on television. David Caruso stars as Horatio Caine with absolutely no talent as an actor. Watching Caruso is like watching Dirty Harry play by the rules while taking Ritalin.
An excerpt of CSI: Miami:
Horatio Caine: Gentlemen, may I?
Lawyer: Be kind, Horatio.
Horatio Caine: As always. All right, now, Pedro, the gun we found in your room has tied you to two murders.
Lawyer: But possession doesn't make my client the killer.
Horatio Caine: We also have your skin cells on the tourniquet you used.
Lawyer: ALLEGEDLY used.
Horatio Caine: Allegedly used.
Horatio Caine: Now, are you going to rebut everything I'm saying?
Lawyer: Yes.
Horatio Caine: Excellent.
Horatio Caine: Gentlemen, may I?
Lawyer: Be kind, Horatio.
Horatio Caine: As always. All right, now, Pedro, the gun we found in your room has tied you to two murders.
Lawyer: But possession doesn't make my client the killer.
Horatio Caine: We also have your skin cells on the tourniquet you used.
Lawyer: ALLEGEDLY used.
Horatio Caine: Allegedly used.
Horatio Caine: Now, are you going to rebut everything I'm saying?
Lawyer: Yes.
Horatio Caine: Excellent.
by nsnarf July 11, 2008