noun: A class in highschool in which one sits in front of a computer all day, being taught to act like the lovable characters in Dilbert.
by Stuck in Business November 16, 2004
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Noun. Group name for any number of Raccoons above 3.
Me - “Hey look at that meeting of Raccoons, there was only two before”
Friend - “that’s more than a meeting mate, that’s a Business of TrashPandas Now”

Me - “Huh?”
Friend - “any more than three makes a business, and they’re making big plans by the look of ‘em”
by TheHornyFarmer March 6, 2019
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What all people and animals do when they answer the call of nature, otherwise it’s a mentality that usually takes the ‘human‘ out of ‘human being
I take my dog out for a walk every day every day so it can do its business, or ‘Sorry brother, before I kill ya, I just want ya to know that it’s only business, nothing personal!’.
by Space Demon-69M March 13, 2019
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What college students study when they want a college degree but don't want a college education.
Jill: "Hey Tom, what's your major?"

Tom: "Business!"

Jill: "Why the hell are you majoring in business?!"

Tom: "Because I want to graduate having no unique skills, no well-rounded education, and no working liver!"
by Non educatus sum February 12, 2010
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nickname for fucking awesome bass player, Adam T. Siska, for the best band in the entire world, The Academy Is...

other nicknames: sisky biz, bass wiz, sisky business, or just sisky.
me: have you seen that TAITV episode? ya know, the one where there at home with The Business.
friend: oh yeah!! i love sisky. mostly because hes in The Academy Is... which is the BEST BAND EVAR!!!

by eily September 18, 2008
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Used interchangably with the word "masturbating."
"I'm sorry I seemed distracted on the phone last night, I was busy."

*Knock Knock*
"I can't come to the door right now, I'm busy."
by SUPA-FLYer August 22, 2006
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