2 definitions by TheHornyFarmer

Business

Noun. Group name for any number of Raccoons above 3.

Me - “Hey look at that meeting of Raccoons, there was only two before”
Friend - “that’s more than a meeting mate, that’s a Business of TrashPandas Now”

Me - “Huh?”
Friend - “any more than three makes a business, and they’re making big plans by the look of ‘em”

by TheHornyFarmer March 6, 2019

Eeling

When you have a poo that slips out of you in one smooth and lubricated motion.

Bro, that was a quick shit?

Yea bro, Decided I was gonna go eeling.

Huh?

by TheHornyFarmer May 10, 2019