1 definition by Non educatus sum

Business

What college students study when they want a college degree but don't want a college education.

Jill: "Hey Tom, what's your major?"

Tom: "Business!"

Jill: "Why the hell are you majoring in business?!"

Tom: "Because I want to graduate having no unique skills, no well-rounded education, and no working liver!"

by Non educatus sum February 12, 2010