Blue Balls 

Santa's 10th Reindeer. Originally slated to team with Rudolph on that foggy Christmas Eve, Blue Balls was too inebriated to make the trip. After his fall from grace, Blue Balls left the North Pole in ignominy. It is believed that Blue Balls now owns and operates a bar in Reykjavik, Iceland. Much celebrated by adult drinkers, Blue Balls costumes can often be seen at Halloween and Holiday Parties.

Blue Balls was a talented flyer, but his lack of restraint ended his North Pole career.

Blue Balls by Glennmeister December 9, 2008

blue balls 

when ur so close to cumming and then the unexpected happens and u have to stop. you feel a horrible pain....oh my god i can barley describe the horror.

man: oh yeah....thats right keep on licking you dirty dirty ho.....

woman: what did you call me! find someone else to do this for you pervert!

man: noooooo.....what have i done?!

that was blue balls

blue balls by peanutphd January 12, 2007

Blue Balls 

A fictitious "medical condition" invented by men who think it is morally sound to trick young women into sucking them off. If you ever find yourself in a situation with a guy announcing that blue balls are "ridiculously painful and excruciating," feel free to give him a quick punch to the crotch so he can understand the reality of bruised balls. It is not your duty as a woman to bring every man who has ever been aroused because of you, to completion. A boner isn't a medical condition.

"Your just going to leave it like this?" -your typical sleaze ball pretending to have blue balls
"I'm sorry, were we in the middle of open heart surgery? I'm pretty sure you're fine. I'm not a doctor per se, but I'm fairly confident that blood will return to your system. Walk it off champ. I believe in you," - you (if perchance you do not want to bring every man you arouse to completion)

Blue Balls by elliotindigo September 15, 2014

blue balls 

When you get a really long, sick headjob and then she stops before you get to cum.

The female equivalent of forcing us to have a baby. It Fucking hurts.

blue balls by Diego September 11, 2003

blue balls 

what Papa Smurf always has

Fred Flintstone said to Barney Rubble, "I thought I had it bad, but Papa Smurf always has blue balls.

blue balls by Black Wolf December 28, 2005

blue balls 

a lame excuse guys use to get girls in the sack
pain felt when a dude is left unfinished

Man my blue balls just wont quit you

blue balls by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003

Blue Balls 

The time i scribbled on my balls with a sharpie, that is blue balls.

Me- "MOMMMMMMMM!!!!! I HAVE BLUE BALLS AGAIN!!!"
Mom- "Ill get the turpentine..."

Blue Balls by Capn Ben December 28, 2005