A out of shape worthless unathletic coach potatoe. He or she would rather eat cheese cake or pecan pie than attend a lakers game..He or she enjoys jerry springer and rarely keeps in touch with old friends because he is addicted to atari
I dont think ill be able to make it out tonite...im just gonna get a dominos and be a benis
by Ebbs Ryan December 11, 2009
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spot where your balls and your penis meet. like gooch but with your shaft and balls instead of your balls and your asshole.
Dude, last night when i was doing Kelly, she lifted the shadt of my penis and licked my benis.
by Stevo and Ean December 21, 2008
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a black faggot that is rich but still shops at ross. He has a bunch of hookers 24/7 at his house. But won't admit it. Watch out when you meet him because he will talk about studies and polite stuff while secretly stealing your wallet and jordans.
"Mom i got mugged by a beni"
"Aww my poor kid. Its okay he is just a faggot
by Beniisafaggot2004 April 24, 2018
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The Egyptian male genitila.
Marc, zis girl touched my BENIS
by Kenney April 30, 2004
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When you eat that benis, you are pushing p no joke. P is benis, but benis is the p. What is benis you may ask, this is a philosophical question, it may take years to answer , however it's the best, it is a way of life more involved than "pushin' p"
by 911wasahandjob February 6, 2022
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a term of endearment meaning a mix between the ass and penis
ayo vecna ? suck my benis
by teccaandtheminion July 4, 2022
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A beanie that does not cover the ears and simply rests on top of the head, resembling the head of penis and thus serves no purpose at all. Typically seen wearing this are e boys.
sick benis bro
by benisbro October 9, 2019
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