1 definition by Ebbs Ryan

Benis

A out of shape worthless unathletic coach potatoe. He or she would rather eat cheese cake or pecan pie than attend a lakers game..He or she enjoys jerry springer and rarely keeps in touch with old friends because he is addicted to atari

I dont think ill be able to make it out tonite...im just gonna get a dominos and be a benis

by Ebbs Ryan December 11, 2009