schizophrenics headquarters
"Hey whats the big deal with 8805 Alton Av. Jacksonville, Florida?"
"It's where the Oddkast Magic happens."
"It's where the Oddkast Magic happens."
by NiggerMauler23 March 20, 2022
One who does not participate in smoking, drinking alcohol, sex outside of marrige or drug use; in extreme cases, one who does not comsume caffiene.
by the non-strait edges of alton September 19, 2009
Alton is a small river-side town located in Madison County Illinois. Famous for being the "most haunted town in Ameirca" the town has a long history of industries and people. Located 20 miles from St. Louis, the town had greatly prospered during its early years due to the trade going through the Mississippi River.
"Did you hear what's been going on in Alton?"
"Do you know where I can find bars in Alton?"
"Alton built a snazzy little bridge"
"Do you know where I can find bars in Alton?"
"Alton built a snazzy little bridge"
by Kento Kei Hayama January 31, 2022
Someone you refer to as gay or part of the LGBTQ+ community, this word first originated back in 2014.
by Notanalt009 September 15, 2021
I am a Alton
by BeastmyMeat April 29, 2018
A Theme Park located in Alton (A.K.A the middle of nowhere) that is home to many record breaking rides. Some really popular rides at Alton Towers that if you havent heard of, you are expected to have either lost yourself in a forest for a few hundred years or you are just dumb as fuck. These rides are known as; The Smiler, the first 14-inversion rollercoaster. Oblivion, first “vertical drop” coaster (87.5° at its steepest). There is also enterprise and spinjam. Those rides are just fillers because Alton Towers decided the wanted a Fair in the middle of there theme park. In conclusion Alton Towers is either really shitty or the best theme park you will set foot on. It all depends on if you go on a day with okay operators or knobs.
Poor soul “i went to alton towers yesterday and the operator looked like the tip of a chode and took 3 minutes to set us off in the wickerman.”
Friend “you poor, poor, soul”
Friend “you poor, poor, soul”
by Slimyundercookednyquillchicken August 6, 2023
by Jepcoot January 2, 2022