A small town in southern Illinois. Filled with white trash wiggers, and hillbillys. They do have a small number of black people there though who many of the residents of Alton think gives them an excuse to act like their town is the ghetto. Many of the residents of Alton are lower middle class, although some of its residents are extremely wealthy. Alton is supposedly one of the most haunted small towns in the USA. A very long time ago Alton,IL had a higher population than St.Louis,MO.
Alton wigger- "YO NIGGA I B STR8 OUTTA A-TOWN!"
Chicago black guy- "What part of Atlanta?"
Alton wigger-"NAH SON MY HOOD B UPPER ALTON 6 1 8 AREA CODE!"
Chicago black guy-"LISSEN HURR HONKEY U BEST SHUT YO MOUF AN QUIT ACTIN BLACK B FO I SNATCH YO ATL BRAVES HAT OFF YO MELON HEAD AN FUCK YO ASS UP!"
Alton wigger-"YO HOMIE ITS ALL GOOD DOG!"
Chicago black guys gun-"BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!"
Chicago black guy-"BITCH ASS PUSSY MUTHA FUCKA!!"
noun- person- jamaican origin- masculine- A passionate lover of women. Wildly erotic and satisfying to the opposite sex. Extremely talented and creative while making women feel he really gives a shit. Void of sincere comittment. Will screw any female with half a vagina.
he's such an Alton, i came six times last night!
He's never gonna marry me! Fucking Alton!!
Alton \a-lton, al-ton\ as a boy's name is pronounced ALL-tun. Jamaican origin. Boys with this name tend to be quite hansdome and endearing. They are strong willed and kind at heart. They tend not to pre-judge because they, themselves, are not insecure. Easy to fall in luv/love with. Therefore, they name may be used to describe someone with these traits.
"Wow, he is so sweet."
"Yeah, he's a total Alton"
"Uh huuuuuuh! That's for sure"
The act of getting all ten fingers in any one orifice at the same time.
That chick was so slutty, I gave her Alton.
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everyone is black in alton
im alton and yeah i am cool
look how cool that alton guy is