Known better as "Consumption College". A college in the rich suburbs of Worcester, MA. The only people you'll find here are athletes not smart enough to play at a respectable Division II school, or aren't good enough to play Division I. Along with the half brain dead athletes you'll find Jesus freaks and general weirdos. The academics are a joke and the graduates will just end up working for the graduates from all the schools they couldn't get into. Surprisingly, the guys aren't that bad looking but you'll be hard pressed to find more than a dozen attractive girl on campus. But the girls are so ugly that they will sleep with anything and anyone.
Assumption Guy: I go to Assumption College, all the girls here are ugly
Holy Cross Guy: Dude, come to Holy Cross, the girls here are smokeshows
Assumption Guy: I would, but I'm so dumb they won't even let me on campus
by dcabaa709 December 10, 2016
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The belief that because one thinks a certain thought often, or in worst-case scenario, more than once, that this thought is then absolutely true.
The think tank moved its office without telling her because her chronic assumption neurosis had become so irritating.
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A preppy, rich kid, private catholic school, full of over-privileged white kids. They recruit athletes from other schools around the region to help their athletic programs. Known as ASS high.
ASS high makes a living stealing promising athletes from other area high schools, then claims it's legal because they are a private school. Davenport Assumption High School.
by Mikey8843 November 11, 2011
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Refers to da naively-accepting "separate and equal" belief of both members of a couple dat da third person who has smilingly approached them and gleefully collared them in a huge mutual squeezy arms-around is known to da other member of said couple; i.e., da guy assumes dat da lady is a friend of this other guy who is hugging them, or da lady assumes dat her guy knows da other chick who is feeling a;; warm 'n' snuggly dat day.
If you're "feeling all huggy-lovey-dovey" at a certain time and thus are wanting to just randomly employ yer "Don Juan maneuver" on cute couples whom you meet on da street or in da park, you may indeed be permitted to do so even if you aren't already acquainted wif either of the people in da couples, since in many cases da two "Romeo-routine" recipients will both likely just form da group-hug acquaintance-assumption --- i.e., each bowled-over-wif-humungous-cuddles person in da couple will just figger dat da other person already knows you from past encounters, when in fact you are just indiscriminately "harvesting a snuggle" from random folks.
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A calm yet serious way to say-"FAAFO-fuck around and find out"
Joe told the stranger "You aren't strong enough to take on my friends and I".
Stranger replied " TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience."
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The Latin Catholic Feast of the Assumption is celebrated on 15 August and the Eastern Orthodox and Eastern Catholics celebrate the Dormition of the Mother of God (or Dormition of Theotokos, the falling asleep of the Mother of God) on the same date, preceded by a 14-day fast period.
The Assumption day of Cyprus is on 15th August.
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A work appropriate but much more threatening version of "fuck around and find out"
Becky: I can't believe you. You better let me do whatever I want if you know what's good for you.

Me: test that assumption at your earliest convenience... I wouldn't recommend it though.
by HuntingLife September 8, 2021
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