smack= crack
tard= retart

smacktard= retart on crack
omfg!!!! u damn tk'in smacktard.
by ur mom March 31, 2004
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Someone who looks bad in a picture.
"Wow, I totally look like a smacktard in that picture!"
by Jeremy Fisher March 9, 2005
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A dumbass that needs to get slapped that many people hate.
Crusadertube: You fucking muzzie

Moh77: STFU SMACKTARDS
^^pwned
by 1437 October 16, 2007
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Someone acting so retarded you want to smack him over the head.
That smacktard is planecamping
The smacktard ran the ship ashore.
That smacktard TK'd me as I was capturing a flag.
by md-mr April 20, 2003
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It didn't originate in online gaming as has been suggested, and has actually been around since the mid 1990's.
Smacktard defines a drug dealer selling drugs or, as some forms are known, smack, that also happens to be a retard.

Smacktard

It has recently been embraced by the world of podcasting after being introduced to 'Punky Radio by Kaje.
You are a smacktard.
You are all smacktards.
Sam is a smacktard.
by James Reilloc February 3, 2006
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Something you call someone for doing something really stupid
Why do you watch MASH you SmackTard?!
by KILLKEV March 11, 2005
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Someone who was 'Smacked Too Hard' when they were born.

This has dented their brain which makes them do stupid things in computer games such as deliberately crash planes and kill their own team mates.

In real life they also do stupid things.
Poor lad was smacked t'ard at birth and can't think straight
by Frunobulax July 5, 2003
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