Meat carrot

A sausage.

I couldn't remember the word for sausage the other day, so my brain offered me....meat carrot.

by Smordwith May 27, 2023

meat carrot

Man penis made for men

Now I want a Meat Carrot

by ManBuns April 21, 2022

beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.

You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.

by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023

Meat Bouncer

A bad person, typically just the scum of the earth. Worst kinds of people to ever walk the earth

“Hey you know the new kid Gary?”

“Yeah what about him?”

“He’s a...meat bouncer..”

“Fuck that dude.”

by Madisonisameatbouncer January 4, 2021

Piss Meat

An alternative word to describe one nonerect penis.

" Dude I saw Chads Piss meat, it's so small!"

by Vostok January 18, 2021

Meat Pie

a useless human who is used for nothing but specifically anal sex to survive or make a living.

That guy Jacob other there is good for nothing but anal sex, he is a meat pie.

by UnrivaledEcstasy October 31, 2021

Meat pie

When someone takes a shit whilst doing anal.

Damn Finn meat pied me last night, it was sick.

by Pastasauce.123 February 20, 2018