noa attention

aha very cute fillipino

I have been diagnosed with noa attention

by habeshaslayer January 4, 2024

not enough attention at home syndrome

uses twitter, instagram, tiktok, probably tumblr. part of lgbtq+. wants a nose piercing. begs for attention continuously.

damn bitch you really got that not enough attention at home syndrome huh? that why you want a nose piercing?

by blayz00 September 20, 2020

attention theory of everything

Bijective theory of consciousness which states that a discrete surface area can be divided arbitrarily into an uncountable number of surface areas.

The attention theory of everything propounds that the Vikaasian set of uncountable primes is bijective to the Cantor set of uncountable functions.

Implies that a surface area is a number.

Furthermore implies that a surface area comprises a set of uncountable prime numbers, greater than the set of Godel primes.

Thus surface areas are not only prime; but prime-in-themselves.

by metawave August 21, 2020

attention issues

attention issues is someone who leaves the person in a room by themselves and wants to go with you and be all over you.

please don’t leave me i have attention issues. i will cry if you leave me

by javior November 23, 2023

《¤》Pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 I《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

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《¤》Pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 I《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

Attention Shrieker

When something awful happens, people tend to pay attention to the awful thing, especially the victims. This is unacceptable to the Attention Shrieker who must be the center of attention at all times. Thus, whenever something happens which might draw attention away from them, they will start shrieking. Not only is attention expected, but reassurance and coddling to remind them that though someone just had both of their legs ripped off by an alligator, THEY are the real victim.

When the man jumped off the building, the attention shriekers immediately began shrieking so people would look at them instead of the dying man.

by Hahahanoyoudont September 24, 2022

Attention

People who take people out of what they are doing to be notice and grab their attention.People who clearly wanna be in the spotlight and feel useless just for people to compliment and spend their time on a fake bitch.

The girl is bringing attention by saying she hates herself and she wants to die

by A retarded a$$ May 19, 2018