if you live an california, you only have the illusion of safety from ohio.
by TapCat November 6, 2022
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Offensive: synonym for "retard", "spastic", etc. Used in reference to safety helmets that some severely disabled people wear to mitigate head trauma. Can also be used as a derogative term for an autistic person that weaponizes their condition in order to cry-bully or coerce others.
The Earth isn't flat and vaccines are safe. Stop spewing bullshit, you fucking safety helmet.
by UDUser4820 June 19, 2021
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Safety Pin is the name for our favorite baka. He’s hot. Everyone simp for him. He’s gay too.
Everyone: Safety Pin is hot
Safety pin: thanks I know
by TotallyNotSafetypin June 5, 2021
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Refers to either:
(1) Where you ask a gal if there would be any chance of her getting pregnant before you "let go" inside of her, or
(2) Where --- prior to your letting go of a door and allowing it to close again after you've been holding it open for one or more persons passing through --- you briefly duck your head around said door to make sure there aren't any other people heading for the doorway, thus avoiding your accidentally letting the door slam in the faces of these previously-unobserved folks.
Clueless dude, speaking plaintively to a social-advice counsellor: I always make a point of performing a pre-release safety-check before I let go of a door after holding it open for others; it just seems like a lot of times, the folks who are inside the house or store yell at me to "not let the heat out" or "not let the bugs in". Well, what da HECK am I SPOSTA do --- just blindly let da door slam shut again and risk bruising someone's face?!
Counsellor (gently and seriously): Oh, nooooo --- of course not. I would suggest standing inside the doorway so that you can see both inside and outside at the same time simply by turning your head; that way, you can check for stragglers during the final few seconds while the last person is entering/exiting the room, and thus it will not take any extra time to be safe.
by QuacksO August 30, 2018
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Giving or receiving face with protection
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If your gonna get with that hooker be sure to safety face

How was the safety face last night?

Have you had to safety face lately?

That doesn't look right maybe we should safety face
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by X!DDDD July 1, 2008
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An obviously incorrect attempt at typing a questionably difficult word to ensure spell check verification.
1: I read your correspondence. corsersrf

2: Doesn't that sentence need some punctuation pncntlbss

(:safety spell)
by Il8694 October 20, 2015
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Doing dope while wearing a seatbelt. Safety first!
I told my buddy Mike to put his seatbelt on before we hit that 8 ball. Safety Dope
by THE FUCKIN UNICORN October 8, 2015
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