A artificial pussy that scoots across the floor while you fuck it
I was fucking my scooter pus yesterday and made it halfway through the kitchen
by Peter Hung December 31, 2022
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The scooter gang of fat bastards that skirt up and down the aisles of stores taking up as much room as possible. These people never really seem to get many items, but rather just sit in the way and talk to other scooter drivers.
I seen the scooters of anarchy on the other side of Walmart blocking the entrances to the lil debbie section. They looked terrifyingly hungry so I dipped out of there before they pulled out their forks to sample me.
by Platezz January 24, 2018
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Professional level scooter rider. Sponsored, and earning money. Making a profession out of scootering. They compete, and try new tricks daily.
Person 1: He is a Scooter Pro.
Person 2: Wow! (Shouts to Scooter Pro) Can you backflip? Are you sponsored?
by ScooterProRider June 1, 2022
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A boy / girl who settles for another person below his / her standards at a party for the sole reason of not being alone.
Look at Djamal over there making out with Lisa. He's such a Bumblebee Scooter!
by Flake.Freestyle September 26, 2020
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The worst type of pain. If someone tells you that they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they most likely want you to die. You are highly recommended to stay away from people who have ever said that to you, or anyone you know.
Arvin: I hope you hit your ankle on a scooter!
Mikael: *runs away, moves to another country*
by Neo1313 November 11, 2019
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the condition in a which a person or persons drink alcohol to the point of passing out. Occasionlly they wake up with 'party paintings' all over the body.
After the 19th beer the scooter effect pulled John into a deep slumber in which Jack and Dionne drew pictures all over his body.
by Jason March 9, 2004
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Whatever means you get home after a night of binge shots of jaegermeiester
Thanks to a jaeger scooter, Chris made it home after 6 double shots of the German champagne
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