Cardiff Chavs.
Also known by the names,
cheifos, waynes, kevs, darrens, bras, bros, bres, spas, spafes, safes, scummaz, twat rats, dole moles, filthy fuck faced fuckers, beppos, council estate stem cells and Olympians, *this last name is derived from observing their behaviour of almost constantly appearing dressed in sports attire. Note> This is not true on days of which they are required to attend County Court or go for an interview for Londis where they will revert to wearing ben sherman shirt, top shop jeans and black Lacoste Wainers, ie> Trainers.
Cardiff puke differ from other UK filth monkeys in two key areas. Firstly, Dey talks in sum fuckins kind of like fuckins welsh fuckins gangsta fings and pluralises almost every words so theys ends ups sayings stuffs thats constantly fluctuating between collective tense, mispronounced verbs and nonsenses. This has led to the belief that bin eaters have knowledge of the future and are bred for thier skills in palms readings and the art of tarot. This was given creadence by the recent discovery by anthropologists that "izzit?" and "innit" were ancient druidic for "magic" and "wizard power"
The second major difference is their level of hostility. Where as a pack of Happy Shopper Hyenas will usually only attack if their number is greater by at least 5 times than that of their prey, ie> Old ladies, disabled people, cats, a 14 year old Diffchav was observed throwing random punches at passers by while walking solo down City Rd and listening to Fiddy on his stolen phone. Some people say it is the water that breeds such outright Kevism whilst others have maintained it is because they only ever eat chips and smoke Hydro Skunk.
Cardiff shit tend to reside on the outer areas of the city. They were relocated in the 90s because the constant sound of happy hardcore house and Blade movies had begun to upset humans. Relocation into their natural habitat, ie> places with graffiti, a kwik save and burned out cars has only been a partial success as there is currently no law stopping Pogs from leaving their council houses that are covered in tupac posters and crisp packets and venturing into the city centre.
To summarise, maybe you should all thank your God, stars, luck or even your own local Spar Patrol that you were fortunate enough not to be born in the Hellmouth of bubonic puke faced chavs that is the Diff.
Also known by the names,
cheifos, waynes, kevs, darrens, bras, bros, bres, spas, spafes, safes, scummaz, twat rats, dole moles, filthy fuck faced fuckers, beppos, council estate stem cells and Olympians, *this last name is derived from observing their behaviour of almost constantly appearing dressed in sports attire. Note> This is not true on days of which they are required to attend County Court or go for an interview for Londis where they will revert to wearing ben sherman shirt, top shop jeans and black Lacoste Wainers, ie> Trainers.
Cardiff puke differ from other UK filth monkeys in two key areas. Firstly, Dey talks in sum fuckins kind of like fuckins welsh fuckins gangsta fings and pluralises almost every words so theys ends ups sayings stuffs thats constantly fluctuating between collective tense, mispronounced verbs and nonsenses. This has led to the belief that bin eaters have knowledge of the future and are bred for thier skills in palms readings and the art of tarot. This was given creadence by the recent discovery by anthropologists that "izzit?" and "innit" were ancient druidic for "magic" and "wizard power"
The second major difference is their level of hostility. Where as a pack of Happy Shopper Hyenas will usually only attack if their number is greater by at least 5 times than that of their prey, ie> Old ladies, disabled people, cats, a 14 year old Diffchav was observed throwing random punches at passers by while walking solo down City Rd and listening to Fiddy on his stolen phone. Some people say it is the water that breeds such outright Kevism whilst others have maintained it is because they only ever eat chips and smoke Hydro Skunk.
Cardiff shit tend to reside on the outer areas of the city. They were relocated in the 90s because the constant sound of happy hardcore house and Blade movies had begun to upset humans. Relocation into their natural habitat, ie> places with graffiti, a kwik save and burned out cars has only been a partial success as there is currently no law stopping Pogs from leaving their council houses that are covered in tupac posters and crisp packets and venturing into the city centre.
To summarise, maybe you should all thank your God, stars, luck or even your own local Spar Patrol that you were fortunate enough not to be born in the Hellmouth of bubonic puke faced chavs that is the Diff.
Chav> Craigs Bellamys
by Ropaldo August 10, 2008
by young_love January 19, 2009
Chavs (Council House Adolescent Vermin ) are usually people who would wear Fake Brands, for example Fake Burberry. Also mostly wear tracksuits and sports kit. Can be known to have there tracksuits tucked into there socks, have the really greasy hair from over use of hair gels and other cheep brands, known to drink mostly Stella and/or WKD. Can also look like they are trying to be black and gangster like. (note chavs are white!)
by Peggy the pirate November 30, 2007
Chavs vary from working class to middle class- usually.
A middle class chav will:
-Be intimidated by fellow lower class chavs, strive to fit in and hence reform to chav beliving its the only form of acceptance. Though will still get the piss taken out of by other chavs. There is hope for them that they wil see sence.
A working class chav will:
-THINK that they are from the GHETTO. Point of there existance- WANT TO BE BLACK.
Picture this: A 14 year old girl and a 16/15 year old boy hanging outside Mcdonalds. Probably smoking a pack of Mayfair.
Girl- too much orange foundation, badly done eyemake up, straw like hair after exessive straightening, or over moussed into rats-tails like way. Otherwise slickbacked greasy hair. HUGE fake gold Argos earings. Loads of cheap soverign rings, some saying words like 'SISTER' (or in this case 'MUM'. Lacoste or Sergio trainers, Chav Jeans (or trakkie bottoms), Leg warmers, Chav branded hoodie. Carrying FAKE Louis Vuitton, Guicci, Prada handbag/POUCH. Bottle of WHITE LIGHTENING or CIDER in the oher hand. Smelling of cheap 'SO...?' deodrant. Possibly pregnant or desting to be, looking disgusted at Goths, Rockers, Skaters, Emos passing by.
Boy- over gelled short hair, dirty looking face, smelling of Lynx and fags. 'Nike' pouch over Sergio nylon hoodie, Mckenzie tracksuit bottoms, big black wool socks and black Lacoste trainers. Lots of cheap Soverign rings. Terrible acne and greasy looking. Arm round chav girl. Trying to be intimidating to innocent passers by, talking with crap etiquette using words like 'SAFE, BRAP, INIT, WAZTEGASH, BLUP' And swearing exessivly.
A chav goes around with another 20 or so. They make 'friends' so they look more popular. Chav girls bitch about eachother non-stop, one minute 'BFFL' the next 'OMDZ U FOKIN TRAMPI SLUT'. Boys just fight, too dumb to have a conversation talk about who theyve got preggers maybe.
Chavs strive to be accepted by the next. They dress like clones. Scum of the earth, start fights for no reason (except to make themselves seem 'HARD').
Will come out of school with no GCSE'S. Work in Mcdonalds untill they get bored stay at home with their 30 children and free load of the goverment for the rest of their lives.
Arseholes.
A middle class chav will:
-Be intimidated by fellow lower class chavs, strive to fit in and hence reform to chav beliving its the only form of acceptance. Though will still get the piss taken out of by other chavs. There is hope for them that they wil see sence.
A working class chav will:
-THINK that they are from the GHETTO. Point of there existance- WANT TO BE BLACK.
Picture this: A 14 year old girl and a 16/15 year old boy hanging outside Mcdonalds. Probably smoking a pack of Mayfair.
Girl- too much orange foundation, badly done eyemake up, straw like hair after exessive straightening, or over moussed into rats-tails like way. Otherwise slickbacked greasy hair. HUGE fake gold Argos earings. Loads of cheap soverign rings, some saying words like 'SISTER' (or in this case 'MUM'. Lacoste or Sergio trainers, Chav Jeans (or trakkie bottoms), Leg warmers, Chav branded hoodie. Carrying FAKE Louis Vuitton, Guicci, Prada handbag/POUCH. Bottle of WHITE LIGHTENING or CIDER in the oher hand. Smelling of cheap 'SO...?' deodrant. Possibly pregnant or desting to be, looking disgusted at Goths, Rockers, Skaters, Emos passing by.
Boy- over gelled short hair, dirty looking face, smelling of Lynx and fags. 'Nike' pouch over Sergio nylon hoodie, Mckenzie tracksuit bottoms, big black wool socks and black Lacoste trainers. Lots of cheap Soverign rings. Terrible acne and greasy looking. Arm round chav girl. Trying to be intimidating to innocent passers by, talking with crap etiquette using words like 'SAFE, BRAP, INIT, WAZTEGASH, BLUP' And swearing exessivly.
A chav goes around with another 20 or so. They make 'friends' so they look more popular. Chav girls bitch about eachother non-stop, one minute 'BFFL' the next 'OMDZ U FOKIN TRAMPI SLUT'. Boys just fight, too dumb to have a conversation talk about who theyve got preggers maybe.
Chavs strive to be accepted by the next. They dress like clones. Scum of the earth, start fights for no reason (except to make themselves seem 'HARD').
Will come out of school with no GCSE'S. Work in Mcdonalds untill they get bored stay at home with their 30 children and free load of the goverment for the rest of their lives.
Arseholes.
Chav Chealzii: Omdz look at dat goff!
Chav Nataliie: Omdz enit shes a freek lolz
Chav Chealzii: Lets go and batta her cus we is hard
Chav Nataliie: Nana not now i wanna goez nd get fingerd by Kev init nd get preggerzz- nearli my 13th!
Chav Chealzii: O yeye cum den lolz!
Chav Nataliie: Omdz enit shes a freek lolz
Chav Chealzii: Lets go and batta her cus we is hard
Chav Nataliie: Nana not now i wanna goez nd get fingerd by Kev init nd get preggerzz- nearli my 13th!
Chav Chealzii: O yeye cum den lolz!
by Tomethy August 28, 2007
A brainless piece of crap that usually wears really bad clothes, and has a very low IQ! Cant speak proper English and shouts at old people for shits and giggles!
Chav: 'Yo Yo Yo Shelly that kids starting on yah! He just called you a minger'
Chav 2: 'Yo you wanna make something outta it, bling bling, Il knock your fucking head in, Brappp! Brappp! You betta not mess wif my gang they'l break yah neck'
Normal Kid: 'Shut up you stupid fat bitch'
Chav: Runs off crying to her boyriend who is stealing some babys nappies from Tesco, for this other girl he got pregnant 8 months ago. He has 3 kids already and hes only 14. He'l be appearing on Jeremy Kyle tomorrow. His mother is so proud of him.
Stupid chavs
Chav 2: 'Yo you wanna make something outta it, bling bling, Il knock your fucking head in, Brappp! Brappp! You betta not mess wif my gang they'l break yah neck'
Normal Kid: 'Shut up you stupid fat bitch'
Chav: Runs off crying to her boyriend who is stealing some babys nappies from Tesco, for this other girl he got pregnant 8 months ago. He has 3 kids already and hes only 14. He'l be appearing on Jeremy Kyle tomorrow. His mother is so proud of him.
Stupid chavs
by chavs are shit December 8, 2008
People who think they 'own' territory and decide to spit on 'their' territory to mark it. They also wear hoodies/tramp caps to hide their ugly faces from the world. Another clothing is the classic 'trackies', trousers designed to fall down and show underwear to disgraced passer-bys.
by Mobby April 11, 2010
Chav is an abbreviation of the phrase "Council House and Violent". Which is used to describe a particular section of British Society. Although in recent years Chavs have spread to mainland Europe, in the hope of more property to vandalise and a fresh society to weigh down.
Normally encountered sporting imitation Adidas tracksuits tucked into their socks; Burberry caps and white training shoes. Should you meet some in public profanities will likely be heard, although to who or what these are are directed is usually difficult to understand. Much like other wild animals most chavs will become defensive if interrupted during their routine activities; these include taggin, smoking/spitting in car parks, congregating outside fast food outlets and having sex with underage girls in alleyways. Although unless they greatly outnumber you, their garbled bark is usually far worse than their bite.
by Amdraz0 January 10, 2010