Tall man, very seggsy, sucks big tiny dick
Oh no, James Reade is suckin dick again! He is good at it though
by Lê Masturbator November 11, 2020
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An ecstatic goat with loads of energy. He will turn any frown into a smile. He is the life of every party and will slut drop on anything.

Amazing guy with a massive cock.

Don't we all need a James-John in our life.
I wish I had a James-John here tonight!
by James-John September 16, 2018
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When you excrete genital fluids into your hand and then slap someone on the face with it.
Jane gave John a hand job then gave him the old Rick James.
by The Great Donzo July 19, 2022
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A type of guy who re uses the same repetitive, boring joke ‘penis’ every day. Gets no gyal and most likely to turn fruity.
You like saying penis? Don’t be such a james walker.
by ballcancer November 3, 2020
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