by Fuad ALkhafajy April 4, 2021
Get the empty theatrics mug.When someone really don't want you to go with them but they offer anyways knowing you absolutely cannot go ,that's an empty invitation and it makes them feel good cuz at least they offered.
My boyfriend's such a jerk he's always offered me empty invitations so he thinks that makes him a good guy.
by Darthfraai November 4, 2023
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Empty is when you feel lonely around your friends, family and lovers
Empty is when you cry with no tears
Empty is your soul
Empty is when you feel lonely around your friends, family and lovers
Empty is when you cry with no tears
Empty is your soul
Empty :"ME"
by Findmeagain November 21, 2021
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When one's period feels like the world is going to end and only hugs, hot water bottles, and home cooking can allievate symptoms.
The phrase was popularised in East Croydon in the post pandemic era.
When one's period feels like the world is going to end and only hugs, hot water bottles, and home cooking can allievate symptoms.
The phrase was popularised in East Croydon in the post pandemic era.
"I've had the heaviest thingy period in years and I am actually drained; well tonight I'm just an empty sack of skin."
by TheThirdJack October 4, 2021
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Get the Empty the reservoir mug.Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.
The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???
by QuacksO December 8, 2018
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