by coolperson101101101 November 19, 2013
Get the empty glassmug. A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.
Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.
Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.
Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.
Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
Get the Empty Caloriesmug. by 007littlebear August 12, 2022
Get the Empty shootin'mug. Exhausted, depleted, unable or unwilling to continue, for example at the end of a night or your life. From what they call trains which are returning to a depot without unloading passengers at the end of the night.
"Fancy another drink?" "No I've had enough, I'm empty to the depot"
"Hey wife let's have another baby" "No thanks I already have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve, I'm empty to the depot"
"Hey wife let's have another baby" "No thanks I already have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve, I'm empty to the depot"
by threebythree February 27, 2009
Get the empty to the depotmug. Scott’s Empty Scrotum (SES) syndrome is a condition when the Scrotum (Testicular portion) of men become enlarged, at times Purple, yet their is nothing inside the SAC.
I thought he was also a Wise Guy, but he had Scott’s Empty SAC.
He did not knock her up because he is now 40 years old & has Scott’s Empty Scrotum (SES) Syndrome.
scott’s Balls WiseGuy’s Wise Guy’s Balls 40 Scot’s Scrotum Purple Balls Purple Scrotum Eggplant SAC Empty
He did not knock her up because he is now 40 years old & has Scott’s Empty Scrotum (SES) Syndrome.
scott’s Balls WiseGuy’s Wise Guy’s Balls 40 Scot’s Scrotum Purple Balls Purple Scrotum Eggplant SAC Empty
by Guruji Irv December 5, 2017
Get the Scott’s Empty SACmug. "Dude, Adrian farted in front of the whole class while munching on some Cheetos"
"Did the farts at least smell good, like Cheetos?"
"Nah man, they were Empty Farts"
"Did the farts at least smell good, like Cheetos?"
"Nah man, they were Empty Farts"
by MadLadChan June 28, 2021
Get the Empty Fartsmug. by spartantotal January 12, 2023
Get the Empty pleasuremug.