Freaky Zoid

Just another word for a crazy hoochie mama.

A Freaky Zoid is a person in a lttle black dress, and heels, they will probably be going to a party.

by themightygobstoppertotherescue October 30, 2010

zoids

A feeling of confusion you get after smoking marijuana (getting high).

Hey Matt I feel like...like zoids.

by mandy lou who October 6, 2009

butt zoid

butt zoid

A zit on zee butt better know as a hemorrhoid.

Oh my gosh, I have a garden of tiny butt zits growing.

by coconut head June 1, 2005

freak-o-zoid

A man or woman that has a high sex drive. That is not limited to do anything sexual.

He was a freak-o-zoid during our first encounter.

by SincerelyRo October 14, 2022

creep-o-zoid

A person who exhibits creepy behavior to the extreme.

That guy is a major creep-o-zoid because he stalks me non-stop.

by Chittyfidy May 20, 2017

the zoid

The Zoid - the throbbing, puss filled, maggot-ridden bag of flesh that hangs below a dogs shit-hole.

"Look at the zoid on that bitch!"

by Dont_fuck_with_Jesus September 18, 2008

Zoid

Someone who is a total tripper. Usually on marijuana, acid , shrooms or cactus. Hardly washes, never wears shoes, doesn't brush teeth and doesn't believe in wearing deodorant.

Hippy with paranoid delusions and mental issues.

K: Bro, did you shower this month?
G: Nah bro, just washed me hands with Solvo
K: You reek, you're such a Zoid.

M: wanna try this cactus I grew? You can totally astral travel through the omniverse.
R: OMG, what a Zoid....

F: Can't pay rent this week bro. Had to pay back my tick. I'm gonna do some art now and think about government conspiracies.
L: FFS, stop being such a Zoid and give me the rent money!

by TheOneWhoGotAway February 26, 2017