Witching

The act of jerking oneself off with one hand while simultaneously inserting a pole like object in your anus and performing masterbation in a manner that makes you look like you're riding a broomsitck. followed by witch like sounds of satisfaction.

I was witching so hard last night i got splinters.

by Mojo23 August 28, 2016

Witch

Your 3rd grade teacher.

"Oh yeah! I remember her!"

by Johnny Lovely February 17, 2005

Witch

A woman who is white and a bitch. In other words a white bitch. A moody white girl.

Look at all of those white girls screaming at that boy band concert, what a bunch of witches.

by Coachstonenian December 28, 2009

Witch

Another way to say bitch without actually cursing.

"Hey mom, that girl is such a witch"

by Kiki July 20, 2004

Witched

When someone uses their powers of witchcraft or other general witchery against another person.

That skank just witched me on minesweeper flags!

by PLagg January 31, 2005

Witch

A word to replace the word "bitch" when you are in the company of a younger audience.

Yeah, that girl was acting like such a witch yesterday when she ditched you.

by theblueberrymuffinman November 24, 2011

Witch

A professional liar;(see politician.)

Damn bunch of Democrats and Republicans!

by wtf is wrong with you February 16, 2005