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taffy butt 

A taffy butt is a butt that holds treasure. In other words, it will always keep one coming back for more.

It comes from the show "Bob's Burgers," on which Tina rejects Jimmy Jr. and, upon gazing at his ass as he walks away, declares that "Every time I'm out, those cheeks pull me right back in." The episode is a parody of The Goonies, in which the kids try to find treasure in an abandoned taffy factory. Inside the factory is a dummy made of taffy that was used to confuse intruders. At the end it is revealed that the treasure was inside the taffy man all along, and as the credits begin to roll the song "Taffy Butt" by Cyndi Lauper plays, which is a parody of her song "Goonies 'R' Good Enough" from The Goonies. The lyrics explain that the treasure is in the taffy man's 'taffy butt'. Basically the taffy man and his 'buried treasure' are a parallel of Tina's lust over Jimmy Jr.'s booty.
(lyrics) "You have a taffy butt. / There's treasure in that butt. / I want that taffy butt."
taffy butt by righterman February 17, 2014
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taffy pull 

A large group of self-absorbed people gathering for the purpose of patting themselves on the back, telling the world how great they are, and jacking off
I watched the Academy Awards last night. What a Taffy Pull!
taffy pull by Tiny908 January 27, 2008

Taffy Puller 

During the act of sexual intercourse, the man and woman get into the "cowboy" position.
With the girl on top, she uses her vaginal area to squeeze the penis, and pulls up. There for "pulling" the mans "taffy".
"That girl gave me a wicked Taffy Puller last night."
Taffy Puller by JOMOFOBLOSO January 18, 2009
The consistency of ones scrotum as if the testicles were suspended by a piece of warm taffy
Hey Jason, my taffy sac caused my nuts to take a dip while pinching a loaf.
Taffy sac by Ryan and Beth December 27, 2008

taffy pull 

bro just got a taffy pull in the portapotty bro!
taffy pull by chefmike February 28, 2016

taffy factory 

A large, gaping, sagging mass of pink usually found on an old, burnt out whore resembling a pink taffy factory
My cock in her taffy factory looked like a weinerschnitzel stuck in a 10 pound bucket of chewed bubblicious
taffy factory by PilotMike April 2, 2005

Taffy-cloth 

An Welsh man who isn't afraid of fighting in battle, but is afraid of a woman (Romantically)
Owen's a Taffy-cloth, he fought the Zulus but he avoids Dona, he can't even look at her