3 definitions by Kaiser William III

Taffy-cloth

An Welsh man who isn't afraid of fighting in battle, but is afraid of a woman (Romantically)

Owen's a Taffy-cloth, he fought the Zulus but he avoids Dona, he can't even look at her

by Kaiser William III March 20, 2016

Femsome

The combination of the words female and wholesome to become the opposite of Femdom. In which a woman is comforting and friendly rather than mean and domineering but she also maintains a sexual presence.

Friend 1: how have you been mate?
Friend 2: not too good, I've been having a rough day, I think I'll go see a Femsome and try and cheer myself up. She's very comforting you know.

by Kaiser William III May 21, 2020

Full Plate Jimmy Hat

Plate armour for your penis to offer protection often used in a high risk high reward scenario

Oh dear, I'm about to fight this monster and I have an erection. I best wear my full plate jimmy hat

by Kaiser William III November 26, 2018