red carpet squash 

The action of a female squating down on another persons face while menstrating.

I gave Rachel a red carpet squash last night!

red carpet squash by Natalie February 2, 2005

Squash blossom 

Excessive amount of foreskin

Many countries outside of the United States of America do not practice circumcision. Traveling abroad? Be careful or you'll choke on that squash blossom, guuuurrrrrllll.

Squash blossom by Tammy2Lips December 2, 2016

squash 

To know absolutely nothing.

That idiot from down 10th Street, he don't know squash!

squash by green923jade October 17, 2017

squash hobbler 

when a guy is in a tent with a few of his mates and wants a wank and to get out he tramples everyones nuts. whilst standing at the camp fire the guy looks over his shoulder to see his mates hobble out of the tent in disgust, hence resembling a 'squash hobbler'.

i have a stiffy, how am i going to squash hobbler my way out of this one?

squash hobbler by fecal mathers August 6, 2011

Squash Pit 

In a concert or gig, the area in a crowd towards the front barrier where the crowd is too packed together to move. The area in front on the zone where mosh pits occur

That gig last night was amazing, its a shame we were stuck in the squash pit though

Squash Pit by yosoapbox September 1, 2011

beef squash 

A squashing of you & another’s beef; making amends

I’m so glad Selena & Demi had their beef squash.

Are you gonna meet me for a beefsquash?

beef squash by theoneandonlydicktionary September 10, 2018

spitting on squash 

1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something

2. A buzzkill

3. Something flawed

Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"

When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)

Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!

Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.

Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash

spitting on squash by Justareallyniceguy May 19, 2018