Yesterday 13:45
Benji: 077653366
Today 18:57
Simone: Benji can you send me your mum’s number
Benji: I did haha, it’s the message above
Simone: ahahahha omg sorry I am such a spaceman
Benji: 077653366
Today 18:57
Simone: Benji can you send me your mum’s number
Benji: I did haha, it’s the message above
Simone: ahahahha omg sorry I am such a spaceman
by ANAMOX April 25, 2021
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A Tiny man in space that eats Martians and rocks. Very lumpy humanoid retarded thing that never knows what it is doing.
What is that Tiny Spaceman Zombie doing on the Moon? It looks like it's eating rocks and martians. What a retard. It probably does'nt even know what it is doing.
by Poopness November 8, 2010
Spaceman Stu liked to gaze up at the stars. He dreamed of floating with them in his spaceman car—and when he touched down, he couldn't believe his eyes. All of his favorite things started floating by and he did, too. Spaceman Stu.
Spaceman Stu floated up to the man in the moon. They sat and talked about the planets Mercury to Neptune—and then Stu asked him, "What did Pluto do?"—'cause not all that long ago it was a planet too—and the moon just smiled—at this wonder child.
And with his dog Orion by his side, he'll fly away—off to their little secret place behind the Milky Way... Well, —
Spaceman Stu floated up to the man in the moon. They sat and talked about the planets Mercury to Neptune—and then Stu asked him, "What did Pluto do?"—'cause not all that long ago it was a planet too—and the moon just smiled—at this wonder child.
And with his dog Orion by his side, he'll fly away—off to their little secret place behind the Milky Way... Well, —
null: "Spaceman Stu has a cardboard rocket box."
null: "It has a Captain's chair he made out of his blocks"
null: "And when the countdown reaches 3, 2, 1."
null: "Shake, rattle, boom, kapow!"
null: "We'll head off towards the sun"
null: "And here we go. Leave earth below."
null: " La la la laa."
null: "La la la laa."
null: "La la laa laa..."
Stu: "yesn't"
null: "It has a Captain's chair he made out of his blocks"
null: "And when the countdown reaches 3, 2, 1."
null: "Shake, rattle, boom, kapow!"
null: "We'll head off towards the sun"
null: "And here we go. Leave earth below."
null: " La la la laa."
null: "La la la laa."
null: "La la laa laa..."
Stu: "yesn't"
by spacemanstu December 22, 2022
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A helmet of some sort must be worn during the entire process, and the male must be upside down swinging from the ceiling on chains. To make the experience even better, other equipment may be used, such as knives and whips. Water can be used for additional lubrication.
Jack: We need to spice up our sex life.
Lisa: How about the Upside down spaceman? I heard about it from Joanna up the road.
Lisa: How about the Upside down spaceman? I heard about it from Joanna up the road.
by That bitch!! September 14, 2023
30 rock character portrayed by Chris Parnell; maybe the greatest character ever on TV. Nazi Doctor, Erectile Dysfunction Curer (through song), Laughs on the word Kidney, Lover of Animal blood.
Leo Spaceman: Hi, I’m “Doctor” Leo Spaceman.
Leo Spaceman: Liz, are you getting enough vitamin c? May I suggest messily eating an orange while I photograph it.
Jack Donaghy: Can I ask you a question as a woman?
Leo Spaceman: You may Jack, are you going to Alter your voice or dress up in any way?
Leo Spaceman: Liz, are you getting enough vitamin c? May I suggest messily eating an orange while I photograph it.
Jack Donaghy: Can I ask you a question as a woman?
Leo Spaceman: You may Jack, are you going to Alter your voice or dress up in any way?
by GavintheMuffinMan April 15, 2020