Sniffle Pickle

A large, hairy creature from Wakefield Massachusetts. It loves sweeping, Wild Cherry Pepsi, and Bison and it’s favorite song is “Wanted Dead Or Alive” by Bon Jovi. It has an uncanny resemblance to Luciano Pavarotti.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy that looks like Luciano Pavarotti!?

Guy 2: That’s not Pavarotti, that’s a Sniffle Pickle!

by Bobo the Jizz Lord November 14, 2020

Contact Sniffles

When you're out and a bunch of people are getting fucked up on cocaine and you get the sniffles just from being around them.

"Man, there must have been a bunch of people ripped on coke in there, I got the goddamn contact sniffles."

by Jman231 December 22, 2009

dick sniffle

The act of inserting the nostrials between the scrotum and the penus. A person in this position would then start sniffling rapidly, much like a blood hound would do to find scent.

Often used to detect scrotal anomalies, such as bad hygene and/or STI's.

"Keesha, you better stay far from freddy! I already done that DICK SNIFFLE shit down on him, and he got stronger cheese than Chester Cheeta, girlfriend!"

by Thable September 26, 2015

Sniffle Shits

The act of Sneezing and Sharting at the same time.

"worse day of my life..."
"why is that?"
"I have the sniffle shits and no clean underwear."
"Oh snap!"

by Odd_James May 13, 2014

sniffle dill

When you put a pickle up your nostril to stop your nose from running.

"Hey, could you get a pickle? I need to sniffle dill."

by Furyfreeze2005 November 18, 2016

Sniffle piffler

To accumulate a cold due to sniffing an old wet fanny,

E.g

Chelsea "I wish paddy would stop sneezing!"
Mathew "it's his own fault for sniffing an old otters pocket!"

Kid "mummy why is that mans nose red??"
Mum "don't look at him honey,he's a sniffle piffler"

by Piecemyster June 16, 2011

surfing sniffles

A skill you may possess if using the suggest function on the website: dating-profile-generator .org .uk

What skills do you have? (e.g. leadership, carving)

Answer: surfing sniffles

by aceqwerty911 January 20, 2017