sheep

An animal that is the butt of many sex jokes.

Did you hear about the one about the flock of white sheep and the one gray baby? Everyone looked at the black farmer who said, "It's not me. I always wear a condom."

by sukebe November 21, 2006

sheep

Tampons for extremely large woman

omg i was so heavy on my period i needed a sheep to soak it up

by Samanthaa21 August 20, 2007

sheep

a masturbation tool used by welsh people and derby county fans alike.

sheep own new zealand.

shut up you dirty sheep shagging bastards!

by JP March 29, 2004

sheep

a common barnyard animal that is often malested and or innapropriately touched by farmer steve.

Farmer steve, stop rubbin that sheep's tities!!

by mr corndog February 21, 2009

sheep

a fuzzy animal, who provides wool for clothing. Also, a person who simply follows the crowd and doesn't think for themselves.

Farmers are known for having sex with sheep.

by Jeana March 28, 2004

sheep

What Welsh people do for fun. Protecting them and caring for them, I mean.

Oi, yew, boyo! Get orf me moontain an' stop pesterin' me sheep!

by PetesWayUK August 10, 2003

sheep

stupid ugly animal native to Wales (which is a stunning, beautiful and very friendly place)

I hate sheep they're so damned ugly

by minimidge July 14, 2006