shart

the act of farting and shitting in your pants at the same time.

i just sharted i have to go wipe

by MRstone August 18, 2009

Shart

Cross between a fart and a shit. Where you think your just going to be doing a ripper of a fart but it contains undesirable solid matter.

John: Man Im hungover, this greasy burger is great! Think I need to fart though.

Silence......fart noises.

John: Ah no that was a shart!

Paul: Man thats fucking disgusting!

John: Shit yeah, I better go do the wipe test and change my undies!

Paul: Pwoarrr!! That stinks, fuck off!

by Chopper2010 September 12, 2010

shart

a cross between shittin yourself and a fart.

When one goes to fart, but shits themselves in it's place.

Jim, can you believe it.. I just shart! Now I have to go change out of my lucky jeans!

by The Cancer Coven November 24, 2004

Shart

What happens when you think you have to fart but a little shit pops out when you fart. Damn, I just sharted!

"I have to go home and change my underware because I just sharted."

by ggrab4884 September 7, 2009

shart

A word made when someone tries to fart, but ends up pooping. This will usually result in the persons pants becoming soaked with poo.

EW! I just tried to fart but I actually sharted!

by Sarah A November 7, 2006

shart

The transition phase between defecating and flatulation.

I sharted when the pretty girl looked over at me.

by Geoff L. October 5, 2005

Shart

When one farts and shit comes out too. Often reffered to as a wet fart.

I have to go and change my boxers. I just sharted!

I just sharted in my friends soup and he ate it!

by Andrew March 23, 2005