scrumped

The incorrect, yet oddly spot-on, past-tense of "scam." "Scrump" or "scrumped" was first defined by "30 Rock" character Tracy Jordan in December 2008.

"It turns out that Nigerian prince I've been e-mailing with is just a spam hoax. I got scrumped!"

by Laura24601 December 20, 2008

Scrumping

The act of stealing apples from a cider orchard. (The word comes from Scrumpy cider) This term cannot be applied to a town or city enviroment. For example you couldn't steal a stereo and call it 'urban scrumping'

Giles was caught scrumping from Mr. Johnsons farm on Tuesday

by urbann00b January 9, 2005

Scrumping

the act of stealing apples, nothing more. Either stealing froma tree, orchard or store. The one who scrumps is called the scrump or scrumper.

When Glen asked about the apples, Phil said that he went scrumping at Todd's house.

by Arshakuni October 25, 2007

Scrump

To aggressively wash one’s ass, or the ass of a trusted friend.

After my week-long camping trip I couldn’t wait to take a shower and scrump out my butt hole.

by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023

scrumping

Stealing apples. Not to be confused with oggy raidingwhich is actually a form of anal intrusion with fruit, mostly enjoyed by peope chained to radiators.

I went scrumping in Paddy's field yesterday. Ah it was a hell of a craic. Ho ho ho. Mad as a box of frogs me!

by Sir Terrence of Wogan August 12, 2005

scrumping

To scrump. The act of sexual intercourse without romantic implications often in an awkward, uncomfortable setting.

Bill's back is sore from scrumping Sue in the port-a-john behind the drive-in last night.

by Slone Brooke February 25, 2009

Scrump

to have sexual intercourse, and/or are "scrumping"

"hey baby wanna scrump?"

by ImSpecialKYo December 7, 2009