poof

Its when your chick farts and shits after you bone her for a long time in the ass

"That bitch of mine poofed all over my dick after I boned her in the ass"

by bubba haze12 June 17, 2009

poof

feeeling down and unable to explain your thoughts

after news of his mother's death. tyler felt so poofed, he could not take his test

by farrod Jideman February 22, 2008

POOF

What a girl/woman does when she needs to expell gaseous vapours from her bloated intestine

She felt funny after the B-B-Q so she went behind the shed and let out a "poof"

by Coral October 1, 2004

poof

the sound of a cat's pussy farting...aka queefing

"Yo, Josiah - did that cat just poof on your couch?"

or

"That is some herb smells like straight poof."

by trubbs May 31, 2009

poof

A godly oof.

Mary: I lost all of my stuff in the game I was playing
Bill: Poof

by GroundCrazy July 17, 2019

poof

1. A British derogatory term for a homosexual male.

2. A derogatory term for a Christian, usually a Creationist. Comes from the thought that everything was created as it was about ten thousand years ago, thus it would make a giant "poof!" noise such as a magician making a rabbit disappear.

1. I told you George was a poof, he just made a pass at me in the locker room.

2. The poof goes to church regularly on Sundays.

by Janis May 14, 2005

Poof

To pass gas, or fart quietly. A lady-like fart.

Excuse me, I just poofed.

by Moxie Girl September 21, 2007