n. A facial expression held, often for extended periods of time, by someone experiencing intense pleasure approaching ecstatic adoration; such pleasure derived, however, not from the contemplation of the beloved, but the activation of a remotely controlled vibrator located in the wearer’s rectum or vagina.
Ex. Mike caught a big break and was able to maintain his Pence Face during Donald’s entire speech thanks to Devin’s deft control of the Mike's anal vibrator.
(n): Where one purchases a suit to attend the mandatoryburial a of miscarried fetus’
It’s not enough that the former guv of Indiana (Pence) mandated that women attend their unborn fetus’ burial, rumor has it he is looking to also legislate that you purchaseyour funeral attire at his crappy retail shop, Pence Warehouse.