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Pence Face 

n. A facial expression held, often for extended periods of time, by someone experiencing intense pleasure approaching ecstatic adoration; such pleasure derived, however, not from the contemplation of the beloved, but the activation of a remotely controlled vibrator located in the wearer’s rectum or vagina.
Ex. Mike caught a big break and was able to maintain his Pence Face during Donald’s entire speech thanks to Devin’s deft control of the Mike's anal vibrator.
Pence Face by ciabrat May 28, 2018
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Pence’d 

1. To have faith in someone who BLINDSIDES you and let’s you down

2. When someone reveals their true colors and BETRAYS you in a time of need

3. When a COWARD doesn’t uphold the truth
Example: Judas “Pence’d” Christ, to the Jewish authorities, in return for thirty pieces of silver
Pence’d by SosGod777 April 30, 2021

pence up 

Pence up, pencing up - The results of inadequate lube during anal sex causing a dick to get stuck in an asshole.
I need more lube, your asshole is starting to Pence Up.
pence up by Rmutter March 31, 2015

Pence Warehouse 

(n): Where one purchases a suit to attend the mandatory burial a of miscarried fetus’
It’s not enough that the former guv of Indiana (Pence) mandated that women attend their unborn fetus’ burial, rumor has it he is looking to also legislate that you purchase your funeral attire at his crappy retail shop, Pence Warehouse.

Pence Job 

The act of giving a rim job to a selfish person who didn’t bother to clean their ass before the act.
Did you see that Trump press conference? Wow Vice President Mike gave Trump such a pence job that trump didn’t need to wipe after
Pence Job by Moylo the pup March 13, 2020

pence nap 

When you get lulled to sleep by someone's inane blathering.
Listening to him talk would throw me into a Pence nap.
pence nap by Eratosthenes of PA August 6, 2017