4 definitions by Shorewood Tori

wine goggles

When one consumes so much wine that she/he hooks up with or agrees to a date with someone well below his/her level.

Maureen was disappointed to find out that the man she gave her number to at the lounge wasn't a handsome tycoon but a regular ole Joe. She berated her friends for letting her drink the point of developing wine goggles.

by Shorewood Tori September 6, 2017

dicky split

When a man's pants are so tight the seam seems to split his junk right down the middle.

To all tight-pants-wearing women and men, before leaving for the club: women --please check yourself for camel toe and dudes --or dicky split!

by Shorewood Tori September 6, 2017

Pence Warehouse

(n): Where one purchases a suit to attend the mandatory burial a of miscarried fetus’

It’s not enough that the former guv of Indiana (Pence) mandated that women attend their unborn fetus’ burial, rumor has it he is looking to also legislate that you purchase your funeral attire at his crappy retail shop, Pence Warehouse.

by Shorewood Tori September 9, 2017

Escape Sext

An escape text that you send to someone to lure them away from a date, meeting, or other event in order to hook up with you.

I plan to send Mo an escape sext tonight to rescue her from dinner with the rents.

by Shorewood Tori September 6, 2017