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noseyitis

A terminal condition where individuals believe they have the right to intrude and inquire into others lives and personal business.

In particular, those who believe they have the right to ask any person with a disability what the disability is - prior to any appropriate social chit chat, general neighbourliness or without having offered to but them a drink.

In particular, those with Terminal Noseyitis will seek clarification of nature of the Noseyitis and find themselves here and reading this.

They will now know to ask the Disabled Person to accompany them to a suitable pub/bar and ply them with copious amounts of suitable drink - engage in suitable none disability related chit chat, and then after suitable level of human reaction pose the question again.... if they dare!
What's wrong with you?

Terminal Noseyitis!

Result - google search, reading this and either being very huffy, or getting the message and asking about preferred pub/bar!
mugGet the noseyitismug.

nosey numb

The state of ones nose being numb when intoxicated
E.g - I’ve drank so much I have a nosey numb
by Backalleyblowjob1 September 10, 2020
mugGet the nosey numbmug.

Nosey Fucker

Someone who sees a QR code and scans it, even though they have no idea what it links to.
Oh, so you saw this on a mug and decided you’d see what it was for, did you? Nosey fucker
by No1Lils July 21, 2024
mugGet the Nosey Fuckermug.

Nosey Okelly

A nosey Okelly is someone who has a rather large nose. A nose sooo big that he can smoke a cigarette in the rain and it wouldn’t get wet!!!
Brad: Corrrr, look at the size of that fellas nosey Okelly.

Chris: Poor fella could smoke a cigarette in the rain and it wouldn’t get wet.
by Tony Guyver May 11, 2021
mugGet the Nosey Okellymug.

nosey

someone / something that is really interested in something about you / your life
by tilss April 4, 2023
mugGet the noseymug.

Nosey

The disgusting boogers that come out of your filthy little nose
Person 1: Puts boogers under the bus seat and laughs
Person 2: Eww why did you put your nosey under the seat. That's as disgusting as fuck.
by yomom123_44 February 15, 2024
mugGet the Noseymug.

Inspector Nosey

A bird who's good at finding small things and opening boxes. Often found around schools
Josh: "What if they already have an Inspector Nosey"
Dean: "Then too bad"
by pǝɐN ʞosɥɐʞɾI May 29, 2019
mugGet the Inspector Noseymug.

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