Nonce aware 

Someone who is nonce aware is a god.

That bloke is so nonce aware he deserves around of applause

Nonce aware by bigladtilly December 12, 2020

Cheeky nonce 

A nonce that tries to Get children into their van by tricking them with candy or with a treat.

Old man: Hey there little kid, would you like some candy, it is in the back of the van. Just hop in and you will Get it (while smiling with a rapeface).

Bateson is a nonce

Watch out, that old man is a cheeky nonce.

Cheeky nonce by Bateson 87 December 31, 2020

noncery

1. Noncery is a term used for pedophillia. It is the process, or act of noncing. Also see nonce.

2. Noncery is also a non-swearing version of wankerism, or twatting. They are words used to describe someone who takes part in being a wanker or a twat. Also see wanker and twat.

That guy is obsessed with utter noncery.

noncery by Julio Von Janitor January 31, 2007

Guzman nonce 

Liam is a weirdo

Bob: Do you know guzman nonce?
Rickie: oh yes that weird person

Guzman nonce by Kieran poggy December 8, 2019

fucking nonce 

Ur uncle that melested me when I was 6

Oh look I lost my v card to that FUCKING NONCE

fucking nonce by Lucky-FN July 13, 2020

nonce

Used by prison staff, to explain the segregation of inmates who were convicted of sex crimes towards children and the other inmates

Not
On
Normal
Communal
Excercise

NONCE

Prisoner W23899 is a nonce.

nonce by ads July 27, 2004

Flag Nonce 

A person, usually from the United Kingdom (see also: Gammon), who has their country's flag in their profile name or profile photo. Likely to be a paedophile (synonym - nonce).

Usually claim to be 'not a racist' but is that person who at any dinner party when the subject of racism becomes discussion will say "I'm not being racist, but".

Did you see Gary on Facebook posting against the BLM movement? He's a right flag nonce.

Flag Nonce by b_uk July 7, 2020