Audie Murphy 

THE WORLDS BEST SOLIDER OF ALL TIME, he recived every Medal from the USA in WWII and some from France. He killed 240 germans in 1 hour! Yea one fucking Hour. Chuck Norris,John Wayne, Vin Disel,Bruce Willis, and Arny don't even compare, he makes them piss their pants. After the war he was depressed and to get over instead of getting help he locked himself in a room for a week, and drink Jack Daniels. Then wrote a book called to hell and back. Then he became an actor starred in mostly westerns. The only holly-wood character that compares is Audie Murphy played by Audie Murphy(yea he played himself). After he died he got his own theme song.
If you don't know him look him up!

So in a quick way to discribe him Audie Murphy = Badass

Chuck Norris: Who am I fighting

Host: Audie Murphy

Chuck Norris:whos that?

Host: (Shows picture)

Chuck Norris: (Laughs) he's so small

Host: But He killed 240 men... IN ONE FUCKING HOUR

Chuck Norris starts pissing his pants in front of millions.

or this

Audie: Im gona need some artillary

Artillary guy: how close is the enemy?

Audie: So close why don't you talk to em!(Then he jumps on a burning tank, fires the machine gun, and kills every fucking german in sight, then hops off the tank and walks away slowly as the tank explodes in the background)

Audie Murphy by armysapper June 18, 2009

Keegan Murphy 

A fucking god. Who people will look up to. He is the greatest human to ever exist.

Bro that guy is god like, just like Keegan Murphy

Keegan Murphy by boom1919 April 15, 2019

Jesus Murphy 

Canadian Jesus Christ. Meant to be said as an expletive.

What time is it? Jesus Murphy, I’m late!

Sue screams Jesus Murphy after she see’s a spider. She’s a total arachnophobe.

I like saying Jesus Murphy instead of using the lords name in vain.

Jesus Murphy by Kaizo64 September 1, 2018

cillian murphy

An actor who is irish. Not just any actor though, the best one there is. He makes his roles as believable as possible. He is the most beautiful person alive. Big blue eyes, lucious red lips, and outstanding cheek bones.

"I know more about the business of suicide in my baby finger, than you do in all your years of training and Freud reading. I gurran-fuckin'-tee ya that. " jonathan-On the edge. One of cillian murphys best movies.

cillian murphy by joellethejerk June 11, 2007

Jack Murphy

dicks cocks penis jack likes em all,

no matter the size he'll swallow them balls.

being is gay is his name,
sucking cocks is his game.

Eating balls and cock is Jack,
Being gay and lesbian is his knack.
He loves to suck dildos,
One time he f* an armadillo.

He eats dick like he eats cheese,
he makes other men get on their knees.
the bend over and start sucking his d,
and then he screams with glee.

he whips it out,
men scream and shout.
he looks so mean,
you start to cream.

he looks over and sees jesus,
which makes him start to go crazy.
he lifts his cock,
and sets his clock.
with a small shot
he wank it out

Jack loves dick,
He gives them a good lick.
likes men and gives them a fuck,

Oh how he loves to do this with his duck.

He has sex with an animal
Eating dicks makes him a cannibal
After sex jack becomes blue,
Be careful he might rape you

he lights it ablaze
and starts to rave
then he whips out the razor

and starts to shave

Shaving is the last thing he does
Just because,
Jack is retarded
Some say that he farted

jacks 6 foot train
will enter your station and put you in pain
and as you depart you start to fart
which leads to a massive shart

as he starts to have sex
he begins to get wet
at sight of his pet
while he is at the vet

Murphy rhymes with fuck me
As he jacked off he exasperated in glee
Jack loves look at klee
He yells aloud my dick is the key

Jack Murphy (n.) a total douchbag, no one likes him, he stinks, hes so skinny u can see his goddamn ribs

Jack Murphy by sssssssssssssssssssora December 3, 2021

brittany murphy

an actress who was in Riding in Cars With Boys, Clueless. She passed away Dec. 20th 2009 at age 32

brittany murphy, 8 mile, clueless, riding in cars with boys

brittany murphy by shermy20 December 21, 2009

Peter Murphy 

1. the the lead singer of Bauhaus, then in a solo carrer
2. the best voice that has ever graced to walk this earth
3. best concert giver EVER
4. if you dont like him, you suck

-Hey, I went to go see that Peter Murphy concert at the Masquerade
~YOU DID!!!! I would give anything to be you right now. Peter Murphy is amazing.

Peter Murphy by Lysee June 25, 2005