munted

In such a state of intoxication (usually only alcohol) that you would be willing to engage in sexual relations with a munter

Dude that guy is so munted he can't stand up.

by Cookie Monster January 21, 2004

Munt

To "munt" or the act of "munting" is an Scottish/Australian word to describe puking/throwing up/vomitting. Often to describe intentional/deserved vomiting (being drunk, reacting to a disgusting message etc)

"Aw fuck man I was so drunk I fuckin' munted all over the fuckin' carpet"

by NotManky May 15, 2022

Munted

Broken, not workable for its origanal purpose.

A boat full of holes is munted.
"THE BOATS MUNTED"

John howard is really munted.

by Tara Eve October 13, 2004

Munting

A variation of necrophilia involving two live people and one dead (male or female)

To munt; Find and dig up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corspe.

Hey Mary lets go munting, they buried your sister two weeks ago now. She'll be ripe!!

by bronson September 12, 2004

Munted

A technical term describing the state of Christchurch sewer system after February 2011 Earthquake.

"Our main sewer truck is seriously munted," Mayor Bob Parker told TVNZ. "I believe that is the technical term."

by Adulcia February 28, 2011

Munted

An item that no longer works; is without use.

My CD player is totalled munted - i'll have to get it fixed.

by cazzhendrix June 13, 2003

munt

The popular Australian meaning is to be broken or unusable.

Hey dude I drove over a squirrel the other day. I've got it here - look its completely munted!

by Kevin of infinite madness fame July 6, 2004